Hit And Miss Judy

Working at the bank, counting out the money for no thanks
Goin' down the drain, she's only got herself to blame
Goin' round in circles, arrivin' back at where she's coming from
Life for Miss Judy surely can't be any fun

She bends down and whisper things in your ear
But Judy, girl, that's not the kind of things I wanna hear

Oh, oh, oh, hit and miss Judy
The world's only here for girls like you to be rude in
Oh, oh, oh, hit and miss Judy
Keep on tryin', you're sure to fire off a direct hit

Workin' all day for the pleasure of beholdin' a heaven on earth
Life for Miss Judy it's an endless succession of physical jerks!
Blown with all the elegant charm of a monogrammed handkerchief
Judy stands serene in a palace of sin beyond her wildest dreams

She bends down and whisper things in your ear
But Judy, girl, that's not the kind of things I wanna hear

Oh, oh, oh, hit and miss Judy
The world's only here for girls like you to be rude in
Oh, oh, oh, hit and miss Judy
Keep on tryin', you're sure to fire off a direct hit

Sometimes she thinks she'll get away with it
She might just hit the target
But Judy, girl, I wish you'd call it a day
Oh, my darling, you're so alarming! (Alarming!)

She scares me to death with the effort of tryin' to be everybody's friend
I see they've regrouped on the highway now and everyone involved is going round the bend
But when Judy takes aim than you won't be seein' anyone for miles and miles
'Cause if Judy hits the target you're guaranteed to be paralysed

And than she'll bend down and whisper things in your ear
But Judy, girl, that's not the kind of things I wanna hear

Oh, oh, oh, hit and miss Judy
The world's only here for girls like you to be rude in