Boats, Bikes and B******t

We sailed the boat down Melbourne
On our way to WA
Picked up the bikes at Fremantle
To see the girls out Kalgoorlie way
I told them I was the captain
So I gave them everything for free
But when they saw my old Harley
It was bye bye Kalgoorlie

Everybody sing
Boats, bikes and bullshit
Boats, bikes and bullshit
You wouldn't want to know
But everywhere we go
It's boats, bikes and bullshit
Yeah

We rode on out to Alice Springs
To see old Uluru
Sailed up and down the Todd River
There was nothing much else to do
Rode on up to Darwin
Where the boat was supposed to be
Broke down on the side of the road
Wish we were still in Kalgoorlie

Oh no
Boats, bikes and bullshit
Boats, bikes and bullshit
You wouldn't want to know
But everywhere we go
It's boats, bikes and bullshit
Yeah

We heard Jimmy Buffett talking
About a party at the end of the world
Sailed on down past Paraguay
No Buffett and no girls
Headed back up to America
Sailed into San Francisco Bay
Picked up some bikes from the local hogs
And headed out Sturgis way

Everybody
Boats, bikes and bullshit
Boats, bikes and bullshit
You wouldn't want to know
But everywhere we go
It's boats, bikes and bullshit
Yeah

Play it up
Come on

Headed on back to Darwin
From across the South China Sea
Hit a hundred foot tsunami
No more sailing for me
So that's the end of our story
I swear every word is true
'Cause I'm the bike riding son of a sailing man
And I wouldn't lie to you

Bullshit
Boats, bikes and bullshit
Boats, bikes and bullshit
You wouldn't want to know
But everywhere we go
It's boats, bikes and bullshit

Boats, bikes and bullshit
Boats, bikes and bullshit
You wouldn't want to know
But everywhere we go
It's boats, bikes and bullshit

Boats, bikes and bullshit
Boats, bikes and bullshit
You wouldn't want to know
But everywhere we go
It's boats, bikes and bullshit

Boats, bikes and bullshit
Boats, bikes and bullshit
You wouldn't want to know
But everywhere we go
It's boats, bikes and bullshit