Текст песни If That Ain't Country - Wolverines

Where she grew up there ain't no roads
Out in the sticks where the ginseng grows
She'd float down the river to get to school
Then her daddy'd come get her on an old pack mule
She'd run back and forth from shed to shack
Checkin' on the moonshine brewin' out back
If you don't get the picture by now
Wait a minute

She's got a Bible, she's born again
She's got a shotgun, she ain't afraid of sin
She's got rebel-rousing rowdy friends
Singing, "Whoa, ho, ho"
She's got a Trans-Am with a trailer hitch
She's got horses, cows, and Dixie chicks
Goes honky-tonking just for kicks
If that ain't country
I don't know what is

She plants fifty acres with seed and a whole corn farm
You get lost in the tall corn rows
Don't need no phone where she come from
She just holler down the mountain and the boys all run
Fast
You might see a truck rollin' out of the woods
With a twelve-point buck laid across the hood
If you don't get the picture by now
Wait a minute

She's got a Bible, she's born again
She's got a shotgun, she ain't afraid of sin
She's got rebel-rousing rowdy friends
Singing, "Whoa, ho, ho"
She's got a Trans-Am with a trailer hitch
She's got horses, cows, and Dixie chicks
Goes honky-tonking just for kicks
If that ain't country
I don't know what is

If you don't get the picture right now
She's got a Bible, she's born again
She's got a shotgun, she ain't afraid of sin
She's got rebel-rousing rowdy friends
Singing, "Whoa, ho, ho"
She's got a Trans-Am with a trailer hitch
She's got horses, cows, and Dixie chicks
Goes honky-tonking just for kicks
If that ain't country
I don't know what is
I don't know what is
I don't know what is
I don't know what is
I don't know what is