Personal Hygiene

Who's that pimple in the mirror?
Scrub it, and bathe it
With Old Spice and don't scratch the eczema
Partially stifle your natural odour with underarm spray
Garnish your bottom with powder
Wipe it, with paper
And wash it with antozen
Kerosene stains
Girls don't forget there's a place where you sweat
Use your feminine spray
Sloosh yourself down in the bath
And pray God your soul to keep clean
Your starchy attire is appalling
Your raw blistered red neck is burning
With strong antiseptic
You smother your body with liquids and lotions
And ointments and cream
So get down on your knees in humility
And pray to your God to keep yourself clean
Take a sniff at yourself
Examine your personal hygiene