Man's Best Friend

Man's best friend
Sure must have been a dog
Some of these women I know ain't got no love at all

Move over Rover and let me in
Looks like I'm gonna be living in your doghouse again
Get over Rover, let me in
You're my best friend

Early tonight a man was beating his wife
I tried to help her out and she drew her pocket knife

Move over Rover and let me in
Looks like I'm gonna be living in your doghouse again
Get over Rover, let me in
You're my best friend

I went out with the boys
To get a little taste
And now that I'm back home she wants to slap me in the face

Move over Rover and let me in
Looks like I'm gonna be living in your doghouse again
Move over Rover, let me in
You're my best friend

I needed a vacation
I took a little trip
I got back home this morning and my woman done packed my grip

Move over Rover and let me in
Looks like I'm gonna be living in your doghouse again
Move over Rover, let me in
You're my best friend

I said I'd fix her breakfast
Serve it to her in bed
She said don't do me no favors
I would rather see you dead

Move over Rover and let me in
Looks like I'm gonna be living in your doghouse again
Get over Rover, let me in
You're my best friend