Showering Ten Times a Day Does Nothing For You

1 You Are Alone In Your Apartment
2 Your Best Friends Have Stopped Talking To You
3 It Is Because You Smell Like Beets
4 It’s So Bad You Can’t Even Hold Down a Job
5 Showering Ten Times a Day Does Nothing For You
6 So You Decide To Take Control of Your Life
7 You Build a Drum Kit Made Out of Trash
8 You Slowly Become a Drumming God
9 The Entire World Now Respects and Loves You
10 Drumming Gods Are Allowed To Smell Like Beets