You Can't Read That, You Minored In Spanish

1 You Have an Old Record Player, It's Pretty Cool
2 Your Vinyl Collection Can Only Be Described As Eclectic
3 Clearly, You're an Individual of Culture
4 You Do Notice That Some Sounds Are Weird
5 This Is Bad Because You Want Rich Vinyl Quality
6 So You Break It Open and See Ancient Summariain Text
7 You Can't Read That, You Minored In Spanish
8 But You Can Feel a Strange But Calming Energy
9 Oh God It's Glowing and Something Is Coming Out
10 What Have You Done?