1 You Have Struggled To Make Ends Meet and Interview For a Roommate
2 You Interview a Pirate, Who Is Also a Ghost, Who Is Also From Outer Space
3 The Ghost Roommate Explains the He Is Seeking Shelter From Space Conflict
4 You Decide To Let Him Stay In Your Home and Become Your Ghost Roommate
5 You and the Ghost Roommate Drink 4Lokos and Talk About Simpler Times
6 You and the Ghost Roommate Shmoke a Bowl and Hit Up Wawa
7 You Find Out the Ghost Roommate Called His Mom and Said You Smelled Like Cranberries So You Argue About It (You Smell Like Raspberries)
8 You and the Ghost Roommate Make Amends and Are Homies Again
9 So You Brought the Ghost Roommate a Glass of Milk and Now Your Ghost Roommate Will Cover Your Rent Too, He Is Thankful For the Milk
10 You Wake Up In a Sweat, Realize It Was All a Dream, And Vow To Stop Octodosing Valium and Mushrooms Before Bedtime