Your Car Gets Destroyed Monthly

1 Superheroes Are Assholes
2 They Just Destroy Cities
3 Your Car Gets Destroyed Monthly
4 You Are Millions In Debt Because of It
5 You Hatch a Plan To Stop Superheroes
6 You Are Going To Remove Their Plot Armor
7 They Get Wind of Your Scheme
8 Many Similar But Legally Distinct Heroes Are At Your Door
9 Can Not Man Shrinks and Beats You, Incredible Guy Melts You
10 Mind Your Business Next Time