Bust a Move (Don Rimini Ravekid Remix)

Bust it
Bust it
Move it, boy
Just bust a move

This here's a jam for all the fellas
Try to do what those ladies tell us
Get shot down cause you're overzealous
Play hard to get, females, they get jealous
Okay smarty, you go to a party
Girls are scantily clad and showing body
A chick walks by, you wish you could sex her
But you're standing on the wall like you wish Poindexter
Next day's function, high class luncheon
Food is served, the girls stone-cold munchin'
Music comes on, people start to dance
Within the eight surrunds, you nearly split your pants
A girl starts walking, guys start gawking
Sits down next to you and starts talking
Says she wanna dance 'cause she likes the groovе
So come on, fatso, and just bust a move

Just bust a move
Just bust a movе
Move it, boy

You're on a mission and you're wishing
Someone could cure your lonely condition
Looking for love in all the wrong places
No fine girls, just ugly faces
From frustration, first inclination
Is to become a monk and leave the situation
But every dark tower has a light of hope
So don't hang yourself with a celibate rope
New movie's showing, so you're going
Quick, you left, so by the five you're blowing
Theater gets dark just to start the show
Then you spot a fine woman sitting in your row
She's dressed in yellow, she says "Hello
Come sit next to me, you fine fellow"
You run over there without a second to lose
And what comes next? Hey, bust a move

Just bust a move
Just bust a move
Move it, boy

In the city, ladies look pretty
Guys tell jokes so they can seem witty
Tell a funny joke just to get some play
Then you try to frown and she says "No way"
Girls are faking, goodness sake, and
They want a man who brings home the bacon
Got no money and you got no car
Then you got no more, yeah, yeah, yeah
Girls are sadistic, materialistic
Looking for a man makes them opportunistic
They're lying on the beach perpetrating a tan
So that a brother with money can be their man
You're on the beach, you're strolling, real high rolling
Everything you have is yours and not stolen
A girl runs up with something to prove
So don't just stand there, bust a move

Just bust a move
Just bust a move
Move it, boy

Break it down for me, fellas

Your best friend Harry has a brother Larry
In five days from now he's gonna marry
He's hoping you can make it there if you can
'Cause in the ceremony you'll be the best man
You say "Neat-o", check your libido
And roll to the church in your new tuxedo
The bride walks down just to start the wedding
And there's one more girl that you won't be getting
So you start thinking, then you start blinking
A bridesmaid looks and thinks that you're winking
She thinks you're kinda cute, so she winks back
And now you're feeling really sorry 'cause the girl is stacked
The reception's jumping, bass is pumping
Look at the girl and your heart starts thumping
Says she wanna dance to a different groove
Now you know what to do, dude, bust a move

Just bust a move
Just bust a move
Move it, guy