Текст песни Small Dick Anthem! - Yung Kanari

I chop my fucking dick off
For a god damn micro penis
Aye

Fucking these hoes like none of them average
I don't wanna a bad bitch I wanna fat bitch
Vans on my feet bitch I look like a addict
Copyright status on my dick with some static
Helicopter pad on my bitch I can't land it
I feel rotten like some mu fucking cabbage
Test it on my hip
And get wrapped like a bandage
Sly cooper on this bitch
I'm a mu fucking bandit
Chemical burns on my mu fucking skin
Aye vest to vest you better buck up yo chin
Aye I nut on her mouth and I make that bitch grin

And I'm sorry Jesus I repent for my sins

Aye bladee on my hip and you could call me goofy
Hotel breakfast and I'm sick from this smoothie
Chilling with your grandma and we watching a movie
I feel like a cracker
Bitch I feel like I'm Weezer
X-rayed my dick and it's broken
I actually have a really small dick that's why you can't see it on the X-ray

So I cannot please her
Meth in my beaker
My grandma a tweaker

Wu tang it
Hey you know where the seven eleven is
He just swallowed a roach mother fucker
You know where the seven eleven is
Swallowed a roach mother fucker

This bitch got Verizon but she need to sprint
Aye fraction that boy like it's mathematics
And it's all fun and games till I pull up with a stick
Could you please text yo bitch
And get her off of my dick
I hate people like get out my face
Fuck all these pussies they in for the chase
Dick in a box got me doing the race
Slapping my dick cross her mu fucking face
Fucking broke ass bitches
Micro penis

I chop my fucking dick off
For a god damn micro penis
Aye

Fucking these hoes like none of them average
I don't wanna a bad bitch I wanna fat bitch
Vans on my feet bitch I look like a addict
Copyright status on my dick with some static
Helicopter pad on my bitch I can't land it
I feel rotten like some mu fucking cabbage
Test it on my hip
And get wrapped like a bandage
Sly cooper on this bitch
I'm a mu fucking bandit
Chemical burns on my mu fucking skin
Aye vest to vest you better buck up yo chin
Aye I nut on her mouth and I make that bitch grin

And I'm sorry Jesus I repent for my sins

Aye bladee on my hip and you could call me goofy
Hotel breakfast and I'm sick from this smoothie
Chilling with your grandma and we watching a movie
I feel like a cracker
Bitch I feel like I'm Weezer
X-rayed my dick and it's broken
I actually have a really small dick that's why you can't see it on the X-ray

So I cannot please her
Meth in my beaker
My grandma a tweaker

Wu tang it
Hey you know where the seven eleven is
He just swallowed a roach mother fucker
You know where the seven eleven is
Swallowed a roach mother fucker

This bitch got Verizon but she need to sprint
Aye fraction that boy like it's mathematics
And it's all fun and games till I pull up with a stick
Could you please text yo bitch
And get her off of my dick
I hate people like get out my face
Fuck all these pussies they in for the chase
Dick in a box got me doing the race
Slapping my dick cross her mu fucking face
Fucking broke ass bitches
Micro penis