Текст песни The ZFM Experience - ZFM

Three, two, one, go!

Hello, everybody
Welcome to the ZFM podcast
I am Kaden from ZFM and this is
Right next to me
Miles from ZFM, yo
And right across from the table from me
This is (Troy)
Um today we've got a lot of stuff
To talk about

First topic, E3 have you guys watched E3 yet? (No)
That shit was ass, man
I know (Battlefiel-)
I don't even like Battlefield bro (It was th-)
It was the first
If you're a Battlefield you might like it though
I know, yeah it was the first E3 to
Ever be, like explicitly, online right?
Yeah, something like that
Yeah they, I thought, I mean most of the time
I-I-it sucked really badly (Yeah like)
If you're like, like I said like
Battlefield fans liked it, and that's it
Who do you, what
What conference do you think carried E3?
Battle, Battlefield (Battlefield?)
Tr- Battlefield (No I mean like)
What, what (Oh, I don't know)
I don't remember, the names of them
*laughter* (I mean th-)
Troy didn't even watch this shit!
*laughter*
I'm either tied between
Xbox Bethesda, or Nintendo (Oh yeah Bethesda!)
Yeah, Bethesda's one was sick
Xbox Bethesda, you di- did you watch Nintendo? (No)
Nintendo's conference was pretty good too
They announced a new WarioWare game
Oh y-, oh sh-, oh yeah! (Yeah they did)
My buddy
Troy, how much do you like WarioWare
From a scale of one to ten
Two (For real?)
Dude, what the hell? (Then why were you)
Then why were you like, 'oh really?'
I don't know, just
Dude, you're sweaty as fuck right now
*laughter*
We are currently in a garage
We're in Miles' hot-ass garage
Oh, I thought you were gonna say
'We're in Mile's hot ass'
*laughter*
Alright, um

So, all these crappy games brings me to another topic
League of Legends, it suck ass (It sucks!)
I hate League of Legends!
You're just in
Fuck League of Legends!
I hate League of Legends so much
It makes me want to die, literally
Same with like Dota 2
Like basically every MOB, like (MOBA?)
Yeah, MOBA game
Whatever they're called, like
I hate them all (It's just)
Basic three lanes, I know there's
So much more I-, to, like, that is
Into the game
Yeah, I just don't care (Yeah I don't care)
I j-, I just couldn't care less (I don't have any)
Time to figure out what the f-
What the hell (Yeah)
Each character's ultimate is
And what their secondary attack is and stuff, no
I need to get a bumper sticker on my car that just says
'League of Legends fucking sucks'
Yeah
Dude (Troy, what do you think about League of Legends?)
Sucks
*laughter* (That's all I have to say)
Have you ever played it?
No, but I'm never gonna
*laughter* (Man)
I think, I think I- most
Some part, League of Legends sucks because of the um
The only thing I like about League of Legends is Tyler1
Yeah
Um, what was I gonna say, the word
The word, um, the saturation of the MOBA market these days
I think is what really takes away from the charm of
League of Legends and why I hate it

You know all these freaking, um
Paid services that have 'plus' after their name
And stuff like that? (Yeah?)
Disney+ (Oh, like Disney+)
Uh, Netflix was like the original one, but
Uh yeah, Hulu, Paramount+ is a new one, did you hear they
They're making an iCarly reboot?
That shit's ass, dude
Dude, they don't even have Sam (They don't have Sam)
They don't have, they don't have, what's the- (They have Gibby though)
No they don't (Oh they don't?)
They don't have Gibby, that's the thing (Oh, shoot!)
Th- they don't?
Nevermind (I, yeah)
I looked it up, and there's no Gibby or Sam (Well that's because)
Basically they just made Gibby take his shirt off in every episode
Yeah they demeaned him
Yeah, they, they legit (Now that I look back on iCarly)
They legit made a teenager take his shirt off
In every single episode (Yeah)
That's kind of weird
And, of course
Sam, for good reason does not want to (Yeah)
Do iCarly
That reminds me of um
You know Michael Cera?
Michael Cera? (Yeah)
He, he uh
Dude, every movie he's in it's like
They're like holding a gun up to him behind like the
*laughter*
Like he looks like he never wanted to become an actor
And that's why he's so good at playing like awkward roles (Yeah)
'Cause like he, dude, he's like so good at being awkward in movies
It really does make you think about like
Man, all these old Nickelodeon shows
They were kinda weird
Mostly because the director
Y'know what's- Dan Schneider (Dan Schneider)
Bring all my bitches back
*laughter*
Like, Dan Schneider was so freaking weird
And I think that kind of
Had an effect on the actors, right? (Yeah)
It had an effect, like um
Drake and Josh, recently
Fucking Dra- was it Drake? (Dra-, Drake)
Drake Belle, yeah was accused of grooming minors at a night club
Bruh what the, wait why are there minors at a night club?
Maybe he brought 'em- I don't kno- (I don't know what the!)
Wai- ok for one why is there minors at a night club?
Wai- Actually that's no
That shit doesn't even matter! (It doesn't matter)
You shouldn't be fucking grooming minors, that's fucking weird! (Yeah)
And, I don't know if that was, if
If that was a bit of Dan Schneider rubbing off of, Drake Belle
*laughter*
But
It probably is! (I don't know)
Probably he got groomed when he was little so he was like
'Hey, I'm gonna do this'
Yeah he had him show his feet to, Dan Schneider (Oh)
Shoot (*laughter*)

Callmeca- Callm Callmecarson (Callmecarson)
What is that, uh
That's what the mask is (And, well I mean, I don't know)
That's what the point of the mask is
Michael Jackson!
Shut up, bro!
We're not referencing our own songs (Yeah)
In one of our songs that's a podcast
You know, you know what sucks?
What?
Salad II
I know, dude!
This isn't even in our list of topics (Yeah we just)
But Salad II sucks!
Yeah we didn't even, like wanna bring this up
I just, I just, fuck Salad II
It is really hot in here
*laughter* (I'm fuckin' dying)

Miles, okay
You wanted to talk about Boogie2988
Before we went on the podcast (Oh yeah)
I wanted to talk about Boogie2988 pulling a gun (And I don't)
I don't really have, a Segway for it
Okay Boogie2988, f- freaking pulled a gun in a school zone
Because he lives near a school
Yeah but do you think (And)
Do you think he, was, right to pull the gun?
No, this guy is literally coming up to his door, and they went
'You're a pussy, you're a pussy'
And he pulls a gun
Like, are you for real?
Yeah I do think that's a little um
Like a little much just say
'Hey, man get off my property' (A little too much)
And if he doesn't, call the cops
Like don't pull a damn gun (And what's crazy is)
Is he actually shot it into the air too (He did?)
Yeah he did
I don't kno- (Oh yeah he)
I think, I don't know if this is true
But I think he came to his house multiple times
And that's why he pulled the gun (Oh)
But I'm not sure
All I know is he was just calling him a pussy
I- I'd say, I say call the cops when someone does that
But I don't (Yeah don't pull a gun)
There, if there's a, if there's a hold your ground law
In the state that he lives then (Maybe if he had a gun, maybe)
Maybe if he had a gun too
Yeah they could have a old west duel
But the other guy didn't have a gun
They could have a old western duel
Outside his house in a school zone
What do you think of this, Troy?
I don't know I didn't see the video
Oh basically Boogie pulls a gun

Shoot I'm fuckin' hot
*laughter*
Ayo, this is the end of the pod- (Um, no no no no no no!)
Miles, you have to say something before (Check out ZFM)
You have to say something before (On YouTube)
The end of the podcast
Um fuck bitches (What?)
Oh (What?)
Don't you, don't you
Feminine dominant relationship
Yep, that's, you heard it right here folks
Miles from ZFM craves a female dominant relationship
This is gonna be awkward when anybody I know hears this end part
I'm hoping they don't listen to this whole song
Because, that's not true
Just making that clear
Are you sure? (Yes!)
Are you sure, okay I don't wanna gaslight you
Okay (*laughter*)
Well, this has been ZFM
Check us out on fucking whatever you want (Also)
This has be- we're actually we're, we're everywhere
We're on YouTube, Spotify, SoundCloud, Amazon Music
Your bedroom
Um (We're waiting at the corner of your bed)
Yeah, we're waiting at the corner of your bed (*laughter*)
Um, if you're- (Oh you gotta)
We're in your house
Yep um that's been the ZFM podcast episode one (Bye!)
Bye (The last episode too)
We're not gonna do this anymore