Wat a Ting

I got it from my Aunt Cee Cee
She caught it on GB News
You gotta be quick to catch those doomsday blues
They told me there's Covid in the 5G (what?)
They told me the Earth is flat (cha)
I wonder if Google's got a map for that

No need to fear now
What's going on here now
It's all very clear now

We've all gone crazy
Wat a ting, wat a ting tho
Batshit crazy
Wat a ting, wat a ting
Everybody crazy
Wat a ting, wat a ting tho
Wat a crazy, crazy ting

Lasers in space don't scare me
Got microchips in my blood
You get them free with every Bill Gates bug
They told me there's a paedophile conspiracy (what?)
Eating babies in a pizza shop
Did you ever wonder if they put cheese on top

No need to fear now
What's going on here now
It's all very clear now

We've all gone crazy
Wat a ting, wat a ting tho
Batshit crazy
Wat a ting, wat a ting
Everybody crazy
Wat a ting, wat a ting tho
Wat a crazy, crazy ting

I said we've all gone crazy
What a ting, what a ting tho
Batshit crazy
Wat a ting, wat a ting
Everybody crazy
Wat a ting, wat a ting tho
Wat a crazy, crazy ting

Dem crazy on the left, dem crazy on the right
Every day dem crazy, dem crazy all night
Global competition to see who can fall
For the dumb-ass craziest shit of all
The widsom that filled the world with light
Is the enemy now, you know I'm right
Dem mash it dem smash it, every boy, every girl
And the truth lies bleeding in the gutters of the world

No need to fear now
What's going on here now
It's all very clear now

We've all gone crazy
Wat a ting, wat a ting tho
Batshit crazy
Wat a ting, wat a ting
Everybody crazy
Wat a ting, wat a ting tho
Wat a crazy, crazy ting

Me say we've all gone crazy
Wat a ting, wat a ting tho
Batshit crazy
Wat a ting, wat a ting
Everybody crazy
Wat a ting, wat a ting tho
Wat a crazy, crazy ting

Said a-wat a ting
Wat a ting, wat a ting tho
Said a-wat a ting
Wat a ting, wat a ting
Said a-wat a ting
Wat a ting, wat a ting tho
Wat a crazy, crazy ting

Me say we've all gone crazy
Wat a ting, wat a ting tho
Batshit crazy
Wat a ting, wat a ting
Everybody crazy
Wat a ting, wat a ting tho
Wat a crazy, crazy ting