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頓珍漢の宴

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さあ わかるかい わからないかい
もう慣れたもんだと割り切るかい
3名で予約した「牛頭馬頭」です
あと1名遅れてやってきます
接客は概ね好印象
だけど頭の中は無法地帯
古今東西で腹の探り合い
愚痴と無知を放り込んだ闇鍋で宴会
乾杯！ 悩みも怒りも
一生 人である縛りも
アルコールに混ぜて一気飲み
意気揚々とスイッチをポチ
ポチ ポチ おかわりが欲しい
Ｎ番テーブル スイッチ ポチ
ポチ ポチ 軽薄なオチ
世界が終わる スイッチ ポチ
劣等感 武器に脅すんじゃねえ
優越感の押し売りすんじゃねえ
なんて右ならえ滅多打ちもねえ
シーザーサラダは取り分けますね
さあ いただきます
頓珍漢 消化器官 対 毒性 暴飲暴食 昏倒寸前
妄言多謝 悪酔強酒之弁 一触即発
前後不覚 無限地獄後 理論武装 自問自答 続行
毀誉褒貶 流言飛語 罵詈雑言 嘲笑 炎上 防災訓練
疑心暗鬼 虎視眈々 煽情
諸行無常 伽藍堂 酩酊千鳥足之百鬼夜行
人生相談の模範解答
期待通りすぎて響かない
グラスを倒して水浸しにして
誤魔化しても解決しない
因果応報 戒めを受け
頼んでいた唐揚げがまだ来ない
先伸ばしで増えていく諸問題
やっと遅れて駆けつけた知り合い
乾杯！ 改めもう一度
いつか訪れる別れも
アルコールに混ぜて一気飲み
下戸や未成年はジュースでいい
全能感 耳塞いでんじゃねえ
背徳感 食い散らかすんじゃねえ
この玉子焼きは注文してねえ
ああ、でも 大丈夫です
いただきます
頓珍漢 消化器官 対 毒性 暴飲暴食 昏倒寸前
妄言多謝 悪酔強酒之弁 一触即発
前後不覚 無限地獄後 理論武装 自問自答 続行
毀誉褒貶 流言飛語 罵詈雑言 嘲笑 炎上 防災訓練
疑心暗鬼 虎視眈々 煽情
諸行無常 伽藍堂 酩酊千鳥足之百鬼夜行
起死回生 重火器 対 徒手空拳 弱肉強食 家内安全
表裏一体 殺傷事件 性倒錯 愛情表現
大義名分 主従関係 人心掌握 強迫観念
笑い上戸 泣き上戸 絡み酒 汚い床に寝っ転がって
宴もたけなわ
ラストオーダー？ あ、ええと
お冷三つで
頓珍漢 消化器官 対 毒性 暴飲暴食 昏倒寸前
妄言多謝 悪酔強酒之弁 一触即発
前後不覚 無限地獄後 理論武装 自問自答 続行
起死回生 重火器 対 徒手空拳 弱肉強食 家内安全
表裏一体 殺傷事件 性倒錯 愛情表現
大義名分 主従関係 人心掌握 強迫観念
毀誉褒貶 流言飛語 罵詈雑言 嘲笑 炎上 防災訓練
疑心暗鬼 虎視眈々 煽情
頓珍漢の宴 御会計
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A Nonsensical Feast

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Come on, do you get it, or do you not?
Are you used to it and just let it be?
We reserved "Gyuuto Umabito" for three.
One more person is coming late.
The service is generally good.
But my head is a lawless zone.
A belly-probing contest from all over time and space.
A hotpot of platitudes and ignorance.
Cheers! To our worries and anger,
To all the limitations of being human.
Mixed with alcohol and drunk in one gulp.
I proudly flick the switch.
Click click, I want a refill.
Table N, switch click.
Click click, a frivolous punchline.
Switch click, the world is ending.
Don't threaten me with a weapon of inferiority.
Don't peddle me superiority.
What a lot of right-wing extermination!
We'll share the Caesar salad, shall we?
Come on, let's eat.
Nonsense digestive system against toxicity, binge drinking, near fainting,
Gratitude for nonsense, drunken talk of strong alcohol, on the verge of a fight.
Unconsciousness, infinite hell after, armed with theory, self-questioning, continue.
Praise and criticism, rumors, insults, mockery, flames, disaster drills,
Suspicion, watchful glances, incitement.
All things are impermanent, a temple hall, drunken staggering of a hundred demons.
Model answers for life consultations.
Too predictable to resonate.
Knocking over the glass and spilling water,
Pretending won't solve anything.
Cause and effect, receiving the warning,
The fried chicken I ordered still hasn't come.
Various problems multiply due to procrastination.
Finally, the acquaintance I was waiting for shows up late.
Cheers! Another toast to do it right this time,
And to the goodbyes that will come someday.
Mixed with alcohol and drunk in one gulp.
Juice is fine for non-drinkers or minors.
Don't shut your ears to omnipotence.
Don't devour me with a sense of guilt.
I didn't order this omelet.
Oh, but it's okay.
Let's eat.
Nonsense digestive system against toxicity, binge drinking, near fainting,
Gratitude for nonsense, drunken talk of strong alcohol, on the verge of a fight.
Unconsciousness, infinite hell after, armed with theory, self-questioning, continue.
Praise and criticism, rumors, insults, mockery, flames, disaster drills,
Suspicion, watchful glances, incitement.
All things are impermanent, a temple hall, drunken staggering of a hundred demons.
A desperate struggle, heavy weapons against bare hands, survival of the fittest, domestic safety,
Two sides of the same coin, murder cases, sexual perversion, expressions of love.
Justifications, master-servant relationships, manipulation, obsessions.
Laughter, tears, drunken quarrels, lying on the dirty floor.
The party is in full swing.
Last order? Ah, let me see.
Three glasses of water, please.
Nonsense digestive system against toxicity, binge drinking, near fainting,
Gratitude for nonsense, drunken talk of strong alcohol, on the verge of a fight.
Unconsciousness, infinite hell after, armed with theory, self-questioning, continue.
A desperate struggle, heavy weapons against bare hands, survival of the fittest, domestic safety,
Two sides of the same coin, murder cases, sexual perversion, expressions of love.
Justifications, master-servant relationships, manipulation, obsessions.
Praise and criticism, rumors, insults, mockery, flames, disaster drills,
Suspicion, watchful glances, incitement.
The bill for the feast of nonsense.
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