Текст и перевод песни 農夫 & 詹瑞文 - 千呼萬喚

千呼萬喚

*開口我又怕 甩牙我仲怕
開講有話 人要肉麻
人人要對鬼講鬼話

詹瑞文：枉我萬世歌王成日話一take過搞掂
點解我想唱嗰啲歌就一啲都搞唔掂

我唱歌好叻我又識Rap
每次上到台都想嗌mic check mic check
「你唔中意個樂壇 唔想再玩
唔睇美女煮飯 賑災除衫」
但係為左兩餐 同埋嗰啲帳單
我又可以點揀 愈唱就愈浪漫
「我愛你... 我愛你」
我愛你我愛你愛你愛你愛你你你你你你你你你你... 死未

聲音 越黎越失真
變成噪音真假都唔識分
真亦假時假亦真
對得住個良心 對唔住我娘親

將你把聲賣比我
等我幫你唱好啲歌 你永遠沒法躲

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我老婆日日都去掃貨
屋企撻地從來未見過佢掃過
仲要喺班姐妹面前係咁數我
不如「離婚啦衰婆」
唉 老婆得個一個 仔女又咁大個
早知今日我 何必當初
「我老公請食飯 隨便坐 台面啲橙
隨便囉攞 我老公真係好錫好錫好鍚我架」

說話 講講下變大話
無啦啦我又會甩大牙
假亦真時真亦假
假到有啲浮誇 對唔住我媽媽

將你啲聲音賣給我
等我可以氹你老婆
你永遠沒法躲

REPEAT＊

V-O-I-C-E Voice N-O-I-S-E Noise 明明係中國人又要講英文
明明係外國嚟又要做大戲
明明未拍過拖又識唱情歌
明明最憎你又要拍你馬屁

REPEAT＊

Call Thousands, Summon Myriad

*I'm afraid to speak, but I'm even more afraid to pull my teeth.
Speaking, people need to be cheesy.
Everyone has to tell ghost stories to ghosts.

James Juen: In vain I'm the eternal song king often talking about finishing in one take.
Why can't I finish the songs I want to sing at all?

I'm great at singing and I can rap too.
Every time I go on stage I want to shout mic check mic check.
“You don't like the music industry and don't want to play anymore,
Not interested in watching beauties cook, or taking off clothes for charity.”
But for the sake of two meals and those bills,
What choice do I have but to sing even more romantically?
“I love you... I love you.”
I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you... Have you died yet?

The voice is getting more and more distorted.
It's become noise that it's hard to tell real from fake.
When real is fake and fake is real.
In line with my conscience, not with my mother.

Sell me your voice.
Let me sing better songs for you, you can never hide.

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My wife goes shopping every day.
I've never seen her sweep the floor in our home.
And she's always complaining about me in front of her sisters.
Let's “divorce, you awful woman”.
Alas, I only have one wife and my children are so big.
If I had known this, why did I do that at the beginning?
“My husband has invited us to dinner, sit down anywhere, have the oranges on the table,
take as many as you like, my husband really cares about and loves me so much”.

Talking, talking, it became a big lie.
Out of the blue I'm losing all my teeth.
When fake is real and real is fake.
So fake that it's a bit exaggerated, I'm sorry, mom.

Sell me your voice.
So I can appease your wife.
You can never hide.

REPEAT＊

V-O-I-C-E Voice N-O-I-S-E Noise Obviously Chinese but have to speak English.
Obviously from abroad but have to perform Peking Opera.
Obviously never dated but can sing love songs.
Obviously hate you the most but have to flatter you.

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