Текст и перевод песни 農夫 - 日出而作

日出而作

返工放工 幾點至夠鐘
Sick leave要點用 開會有乜用
打卡打卡記得打卡
日出而作 搏一搏 我架單車都變摩托
睡眼惺忪九點鐘 記得起身返工
九個鐘九個鐘每日返九個鐘
個個都要返工 返工先唔使窮 證明你有用
份糧月中已經唔夠用
第一個鐘輕輕松松 等第二個鐘
第二個鐘去Site visit 順便去埋game zone
第三個鐘打電話 打成個鐘至接通
之後嗰四個鐘勁多野做喺公司四圍中
入廁所沖嚇沖嚇 又釣魚中嚇中嚇
攞杯咖啡沖嚇沖嚇 沖嚇沖嚇沖嚇沖嚇
咁又沖到最尾嗰個鐘
個個睇住個鐘 個個等放工
放工去玩又驚第二朝早起又驚糧尾
返工系一個得閑死唔得閑病嘅遊戲
你老闆唔鍾意你 你唔鍾意份工
鬼叫你鍾意份人工 咁就冇嘢需要理
返工放工 幾點至夠鐘
Sick leave要點用 開會有乜用
打卡打卡記得打卡
打卡最型 打唔停 打少一成會雙目失明
大部份嘅老細會低估員工嘅能力
大部份嘅員工會低估老細嘅智力
大部份嘅老細會挑戰員工嘅耐力
大部份嘅員工會問同事攞零食
番工放工 幾點至夠鐘
Sick leave要點用 開會有乜用
打卡打卡記得打卡
日搏夜搏先發覺 最鍾意讀書返學

永遠就嚟遲到 班地鐵一定趕唔到
好彩第一個返到 老細又睇我唔到
成個朝頭早已經有鬼咁多嘢做
臨放工終於做到趴喺度
有人冇嘢忙又要扮忙
女同事化完妝又要補妝
系Pantry入面嘅Pantry黨扮開會同一個
Project講完又講
掃把話唔夠數 出嚟捉人去跑數
跑極都系唔夠數 份人工又唔啱數
最唔抵飲完酒晚起唔到身返唔到工
詐病請病假 又要付出代價
好彩呀邊個有醫生紙明碼實價 仲要做緊特價
請夠四日都唔怕
費事返到公司 好似只死屍
放工去開P 點知要OT
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唔系O咗T有邊個知
返工放工 幾點至夠鐘
Sick leave要點用 開會有乜用
打卡打卡記得打卡
(喂 今晚我要早走呀 你可唔可以幫嚇我手呀)
番工放工 幾點至夠鐘
Sick leave要點用 開會有乜用
打卡打卡記得打卡
(尋晚我都冇走 點打卡嗻)

Sunrise at Work

Return from work, leave from work, what time is quitting time?
Sick leave, how can I use it? Meetings, what are they for?
Punch the clock, punch the clock, remember to punch the clock.
Sunrise at work, try hard, maybe my bicycle will turn into a motorcycle.
Eyes still sleepy at nine o'clock, remember to get up and go to work.
Nine hours, nine hours, returning to work nine hours every day.
Everybody has to go to work, you won't be poor by going to work, it proves that you're useful.
My salary mid-month already can't support me
The first hour is easy, waiting for the second hour.
The second hour go visit a construction site, then surf the net
The third hour make a phone call, takes forever to get connected.
The following four hours have lots of things to do, surrounded by company gossip.
Rush to the toilet, flush and gossip, gossip and flush.
Grab a cup of coffee, flush and chat, flush flush flush flush flush.
Flushed all the way to the final hour in this way.
Everybody looks at the clock, everybody waits to leave work.
Go out to play after leaving work, afraid of waking up early next morning, and also afraid of month-end expenses.
Going to work is a game of boredom unto death, and boredom to illness.
Your boss doesn't like you, and you don't like the job.
But you like your salary, so you just let it be.
Return from work, leave from work, what time is quitting time?
Sick leave, how can I use it? Meetings, what are they for?
Punch the clock, punch the clock, remember to punch the clock.
Punching the clock is the coolest, punch without stopping, one punch less and you'll go blind.
Most bosses underestimate the ability of their employees.
Most employees underestimate the intelligence of their bosses.
Most bosses challenge the endurance of their employees.
Most employees ask their colleagues for snacks.
Return from work, leave from work, what time is quitting time?
Sick leave, how can I use it? Meetings, what are they for?
Punch the clock, punch the clock, remember to punch the clock.
Work hard day and night and finally realize, you like studying and being at school the most.

Always almost late, I definitely can't catch the metro.
Luckily I'm the first one to arrive, and my boss didn't see me.
There are already so many freaking things to do early in the morning.
Finally lie down at the end of work.
Some people have nothing to do and have to pretend to be busy.
Female colleagues put on makeup and then touch up their makeup.
The gossiping clique in the pantry pretends to have meetings with the same person.
The project is discussed over and over.
The broom says we're understaffed and goes out to catch people to meet the quota.
No matter how much I run, the quota is never met, and the salary is also pitiful.
The worst is when you wake up late after drinking and can't go to work.
Pretend to be sick and take sick leave, and have to pay the price.
Luckily, someone has a doctor's note, marked price, and it's on sale.
No fear as long as more than four days are applied for.
Too lazy to go to company, looks like a zombie.
Go to a party after work, but have to overtime.
Punch the clock, punch the clock, remember to punch the clock.
If you don't OT, who will know?
Return from work, leave from work, what time is quitting time?
Sick leave, how can I use it? Meetings, what are they for?
Punch the clock, punch the clock, remember to punch the clock.
(Hey, I have to leave early tonight, can you help me out?)
Return from work, leave from work, what time is quitting time?
Sick leave, how can I use it? Meetings, what are they for?
Punch the clock, punch the clock, remember to punch the clock.
(I didn't leave last night either, how am I supposed to punch the clock?)