Lyrics Fighting Trousers (Mr. Simmonds Remix) - Professor Elemental
Ah,
Geoffrey!
What's
that
you
have
in
your
hand,
boy?
Pass
it
over.
A
telegram?
Oh,
dear.
It
seems
someone
has
been
"biting
me"...?
Fetch
me
my
trousers
at
once!
No,
not
those.
Those
are
my
time
travel
trousers.
No,
those
are
my
tea
trousers...
That's
it!
Those
ones.
My
fighting
trousers!
Ah,
yeah!
Dear
Sir
Regarding
your
recent
foray
Into
the
rap
business
and
the
scene
you
portray
See,
I
don't
normally
approve
of
war
games
But,
"He's
biting
you!"
is
what
they
all
say.
And
by
Harry,
they
might
be
right!
This
is
hip
hop,
not
an
Elvis
night.
Shelve
this
Professor
impersonation
Let
it
end
now.
It's
impertinent
waiting!
You
seem
a
reasonable
chap
What
you
need
to
do
is
rap
And
not
parody
chap
hop
'Cause
that's
not
proper,
just
not
cricket!
Put
away
your
ukulele,
or
I'll
tell
where
to
stick
it!
I
Don't
like
your
tweed,
sir!
Will
Teach
you
the
professor's
ready!
Not
Let's
see
who
strikes
the
loudest!
Lose
Put
on
my
fighting
trousers!
I've
got
super
producers,
and
fans
that
play
me.
You've
a
granddad's
mustache
and
a
ukulele.
Don't
look
around,
sir.
I'm
speaking
to
you!
Roll
up
your
shirt
sleeves,
Queensbury
rules.
Never
test
professors
with
the
cleverest
wits.
Let's
settle
this
like
gentlemen:
Armed
with
heavy
sticks.
On
a
rotating
plate,
with
spikes
like
Flash
Gordon.
And
you're
Peter
Duncan,
I
gave
you
fair
warning!
When
this
George
Formby
clone
is
performing
Audiences
go
home
before
he
begins
talking.
A
new
career
might
be
more
rewarding.
I'm
a
right
Brighton
peer;
you're
rap's
Piers
Morgan!
I
Don't
like
your
tweed,
sir!
Will
Teach
you
the
professor's
ready!
Not
Let's
see
who
strikes
the
loudest!
Lose
Put
on
my
fighting
trousers!
I'm
not
seeing
you
at
ciphers
or
workshops
with
kids
or
gigs.
Dear
sir,
you're
not
worthy
of
this!
Sold
out
to
Coca-Cola
Used
for
a
trend
And
that
means
you're
banned
From
using
a
pen.
Hope
it's
safe
to
assume
you
won't
do
it
again
Set
foot
on
my
stage
and
get
ruined
again.
Be
out
Mr.
B,
I
set
the
egg
timer.
There's
not
room
in
town
for
two
gentlemen
rhymers.
Leave
town
by
the
end
of
this
instrumental.
Yours,
et
cetera,
et
cetera,
sincerely,
and
so
forth
Professor
Elemental.
I
Don't
like
your
tweed,
sir!
Will
Teach
you
the
professor's
ready!
Not
Let's
see
who
strikes
the
loudest!
Lose
Put
on
my
fighting
trousers!
Uhh!
Sorry,
I'm
sorry
Geoffrey
But
it
gets
my
goat
It
gets
my
dander
right
up!
Bloody
told
'im...
No,
no
Jazz
solo
This
is
supposed
to
be
a
diss
song!
Geoffrey,
get
off
the
drums!
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3 Splendid (Tom Caruana Remix)
4 Fighting Trousers (Mr. Simmonds Remix)
5 Alright (Suhov Remix)
6 Fred's Amazing Animal Band
7 Animal Magic (Tom Caruana Remix)
8 Animals (Mr. Simmonds Remix)
9 Player Hater
10 Hard Act to Follow (Tom Caruana Remix)
11 Livin' in the 90s (Tom Caruana Remix)
12 Moon Monkeys
13 0800 Sickie (Crespo Remix)
14 Steam Powered (Tom Caruana Remix) [feat. Mr Jon Clark]
15 Lets Get It Done
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