Lyrics Quest for the Golden Frog (Tom Caruana Remix) - Professor Elemental
Attention,
Lords,
Ladies
and
Gentlemen!
Professor
Elemental
recommends
My
lecture,
meant
for
special
friends,
Attend
my
adventure
to
the
very
end.
My
quest
was
risky,
my
role
was
odd,
I
set
out
for
the
mystic
golden
frog!
It
was
the
stuff
of
legends,
Said
to
give
the
bearer
a
glimpse
of
Heaven.
Plus,
it
was
quite
shiny,
so
in
preparation
First
I
drew
a
map
from
my
imagination,
Packed
my
battenberg
and
my
absinthe,
marmoquin
Blunderbuss,
and
my
collapsing
magic
staff!
Plus
a
tea-pot
and
some
proper
grey,
Stoke
the
fire,
set
the
bellows,
Come
on
fellows,
chocks
away!
AH-HAH!
To
find
the
frog...
HEY
YOU!
Pack
your
bags,
it's
time
to
trip,
With
the
good
Professor
so
ride
the
ship,
Exotic
dancer
third,
then
scientist,
Explorer
first,
so
I
enlist...
YOU!
Pack
your
bags,
it's
time
to
trip,
With
the
good
Professor
so
ride
the
ship,
Exotic
dancer
third,
then
scientist,
But
explorer
first...
Week
one:
Crash-landed
near
Tanzania,
Surrounded
by
savages
in
rabbit
ears.
Before
you
could
say
'My
good
man,
how
queer',
I
held
aloft
my
magic
spear!
'In
the
name
of
the
empire,
bring
me
the
frog'!
Amazingly,
they
made
me
their
king
or
their
god,
I
didn't
think
this
was
odd
until
we
got
to
the
volcano,
Hotter
than
my
stage
show,
time
for
me
to
lay
low!
Week
two:
I
used
my
string
to
tie
bamboo
poles,
A
useful
thing,
I
roll
in
to
surf
the
rising
tide,
I
feel
alive
like
a
viking,
time
to
ride
to
the
ship
In
a
storm,
how
exciting!
Let's
take
to
the
skies
with
the
power
of
lightning!
Launch
the
nets
Geoffery!
It's
going
to
be
a
rough
ride...
HEY
YOU!
Pack
your
bags,
it's
time
to
trip,
With
the
good
Professor
so
ride
the
ship,
Exotic
dancer
third,
then
scientist,
Explorer
first,
so
I
enlist...
YOU!
Week
three:
No
closer
to
finding
the
frog,
But
I
had
an
absinthe
party,
With
the
Munchkins
of
Oz!
No
trouble
to
come
in
to
land,
For
opium,
tea
and
mushrooms
in
Wonderland
And
this
is
something
grand,
From
London
to
Australia,
my
cunning
plan,
Was
completely
and
utterly
unsuccessful,
So
I
left
to
go
settle
back
at
home
with
my
kettle.
For
the
rest
I
need,
You'll
never
guess
what
was
hiding
under
the
settee!
Yes!
It's
the
frog!
Oh,
pardon
me,
I
forgot,
I
won
it
in
a
wager
last
week!
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1 More Tea Intro
2 Quest for the Golden Frog (Tom Caruana Remix)
3 Splendid (Tom Caruana Remix)
4 Fighting Trousers (Mr. Simmonds Remix)
5 Alright (Suhov Remix)
6 Fred's Amazing Animal Band
7 Animal Magic (Tom Caruana Remix)
8 Animals (Mr. Simmonds Remix)
9 Player Hater
10 Hard Act to Follow (Tom Caruana Remix)
11 Livin' in the 90s (Tom Caruana Remix)
12 Moon Monkeys
13 0800 Sickie (Crespo Remix)
14 Steam Powered (Tom Caruana Remix) [feat. Mr Jon Clark]
15 Lets Get It Done
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