Children Are Our Future

1   Opening
2   Old Fuck
3   Goin' Through My Address Book
4   Things We Say When People Die
5   He's Smiling Down
6   Parents In Hell
7   People Refuse to Be Realistic
8   Dead Parents Helping
9   A Couple of Other Questions
10   Today's Professional Parents
11   The Self-Esteem Movement
12   Every Child Is Special
13   Children Are Our Future
14   Raisin' a Child Is Not Difficult
15   I Like People
16   Stupid Bullshit
17   Stupid Bullshit On the Phone
18   What a Phone Call Should Be
19   In a Coma
20   Their Kids!
21   They Want to Show You the Pictures
22   Just Enough Bullshit
23   No One Questions Things
24   Proud to Be an American
25   God Bless America
26   Takin' Off Yer Hat
27   Swearing On the Bible
28   You Have No Rights