What a Phone Call Should Be

1 Opening
2 Old Fuck
3 Goin' Through My Address Book
4 Things We Say When People Die
5 He's Smiling Down
6 Parents In Hell
7 People Refuse to Be Realistic
8 Dead Parents Helping
9 A Couple of Other Questions
10 Today's Professional Parents
11 The Self-Esteem Movement
12 Every Child Is Special
13 Children Are Our Future
14 Raisin' a Child Is Not Difficult
15 I Like People
16 Stupid Bullshit
17 Stupid Bullshit On the Phone
18 What a Phone Call Should Be
19 In a Coma
20 Their Kids!
21 They Want to Show You the Pictures
22 Just Enough Bullshit
23 No One Questions Things
24 Proud to Be an American
25 God Bless America
26 Takin' Off Yer Hat
27 Swearing On the Bible
28 You Have No Rights