Songtexte Haunted House Sex Party - Triz Nathaniel

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Halloween
Watch out for the ghosts
It's ya boy Trizzy
It's gettin' spooky out here yall
Monsters under the bed
Trizzy, Lewis, Kristijan leggo

The homie Joni
Told me low key
About this party at the hipster hotey
"The one Times Square or the jawn on the low east?"
But she gave me a look that said Brooklyn, ya'meen

You know me, like "who all gon' be there?"
Fishing for information like sea fare
She said "that girl on IG who be in the beachwear"
So that was a bet like three kings with a pair

We got some bottles that Halloween
Like a rich girl doing that Hall and Oates thing
Got to the spot and the shots was flowing
Next thing you know we was blowing cocaine

With some folks that seem old-school Medellin
With slopes bigger than this broke nigga ever seen
"Oye primo, llegó ya el generalisimo!"
Then we hit them skis like we's in Olimpicos

Put ya hands up everybody
All of yall about to get naughty
We got tequila, we got a Bacardi
A haunted house sex party

Put ya hands up everybody
All of yall about to get naughty
We got tequila, we got a Bacardi
It's a haunted house sex party

These niggas started gettin' kinda sloppy so
Dame espacio! Gracias bro
But then they told us 'bout a after party
With some famous rappers, thought it had to be Cardi

They said it was Breezy and Kodak Black
And they was gon' be doing a duet track
But that's a lot of assault cases in one place
And should we go with coke-heads to a second location?

But we was so wasted we said "fuck it"
Was off to the races to the next function
Expectations fueled by the drugs
That we took to the face like a apricot scrub

But when we pulled up to the mansion
I saw Marilyn Manson just standin'
Outside with some bands in his hands
Making plans to buy some coal from Joe Manchin
What?

Hands up everybody
All of yall about to get naughty
We got tequila, we got a Bacardi
A haunted house sex party!

Put ya hands up everybody
All of yall about to get naughty
We got tequila, we got a Bacardi
It's a haunted house sex party!

Inside shit was even more bananas
I saw a orgy with your boy DeSantis
And some big oil types with no pants
But still pockets tighter than George Costanza's

Ted Cruz with some dudes from the NRA
In the doorway having a casual lil' four-way
And before they got up off of the floor they
Brought in Dr. Robotnik for some more foreplay

I heard a unfamiliar vernacular
"The blood of innocent women is what I'm after, yeah?
And what you did was spectacular!"
Supreme Court in the corner with Dracula

Some judge from the one-seven circuit court
And Rick Scott with the Shredder in a circle-jerk
Saying "together we'll make all the turtles hurt!"
Then Mitch McConnell started lookin' all scurred

I hope you don't mean me!

Relax Mitch, we don't mean you

Ok ok, alright, good then, good

I saw Josh Hawley with Godzilla
Going for that sack like Von Miller
"I want more nukes for our foreign troops
We gon' kill 'em all, that's god-willing"

I saw Freddy Krueger with Rubio
Saying "make sure these schools be broke
"Ruin dreams for the kids
If we can't keep 'em busy with Yu-Gi-Oh"

I saw Elmer Fudd with Greg Abbott
Trying to annihilate all the wabbits
And all the villains from Captain Planet
Got they candidates on the ballot

But yall the scariest shit I've seen
Is still Marjorie Taylor Greene