Lyrics May We Entertain You - Bernadette Peters , 2003 Broadway Cast Gypsy

And who does Uncle Jackal have here?
Who the hell does he - Baby June and Company?
Ugh. Half the song, half the dance and out

May we entertain you
May we see you smile
I will do some kicks
I will do some tricks (Sing out, Louise! Sing out!)

I'll tell you a story (Who said that?)
I'll dance when she's done (You're behind, Louise)
By the time we're through (Catch up, honey! Catch up!)
Entertaining you
You'll have a barrel of fun
You'll have a barrel of fun!