Lyrics I Wasn't Real - Louis Cole

Kitty and Susie are losing their trust
Their faith in me is covered in dust
My shoes have been filled in; their socks are being filled
The night they found out that

I wasn't real
I wasn't real

Got to Johnny's place through a passage of bricks
Plan B on with my bag of tricks
But the look on his face could only reveal
That he realized

I wasn't real
I wasn't real
I wasn't real
I wasn't real

Had to free a priest to make one more stop
My robin was met with neither call nor drop
Your parents have divinity that won't conceal
The night you found out that

I wasn't real