Lyrics If I Didn't Have You - John Goodman feat. Billy Crystal

If I were a rich man, with a million or two
I'd live in a penthouse in a room with a view
And if I were handsome (No way)
(It could happen)
'Cause dreams do come true

I wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have you
Wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have
Wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have
Wouldn't have nothing

(Can I tell you something?)
For years, I have envied (you're green with it)
Your grace and your charm
Everyone loves you, you know
Yes, I know, I know, I know

But I must admit it
Big guy you always come through
I wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have you

You and me together
That's how it always should be
One without the other
Don't mean nothing to me, nothing to me

Yeah, I wouldn't be nothing
If I didn't have you to serve
I'm just a punky little eyeball
And a funky optic nerve

Hey, I never told you this
Sometimes I get a little blue (looks good on you)
But I wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have you
(Let's dance)

Look ma, I'm dancing
Would you let me lead?
Look at that it's two big guys light on their feet
Don't you dare dip me
Don't you dare dip me
Don't you dare dip me
Ouch, I should have stretched

Yes, I wouldn't be nothing if I didn't have you
(I know what you mean Sully because)
I wouldn't know where to go
(Me too, because I) wouldn't know what to do
(Why do you keep singing my part?)
I don't have to say it (I'll say it anyway)
'Cause we both know it's true

I wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have
I wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have
I wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have
Wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have you

One more time
It worked

I don't have to say it (where'd everybody come from?)
Oh, we both know it's true (let's take it home big guy)
I wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have
I wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have
I wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have
You
You
You
A-E-I-O
That means you, yeah