Lyrics The Beating of a High School Science Teacher - Adam Sandler

Performed by Rob Schneider

"And now the severe beating of a high school science teacher."

(Lecturing)
"Zinc is by far the best element."
"I also like plutonium."
"It's just fun to say."
"Plutonium."
(Sound of someonee walking towards him)
"How's your plutonium?"
"Good, thank you."

"Excuse me!"
"Hello! The office is closed. So, if you wouldn't mind,. Sir, what are you doing?"
"Hey! Get off of me!"
(Beating sounds)
"You're breaking the beakers!"
(Beating sounds)
"Those are my best goggles!"
(Beating sounds)