Lyrics Old and Fat - Afroman

I'm old (og)
I'm fat (I'm fat)
But yo' girlfriend
She like me like dat

I was young, broke and skinny
(No woman, no cheddar)
I like being fat much better (beccah)

I'm old (og)
I'm fa (I'm fat)
But yo' girlfriend
She like me like dat

I was young, broke and skinny
(No woman, no cheddar)
I like being fat much better
(Beccah)

They call me big babe
(I come from the streets)
I'm a hungry hustler
(And I love it here)
I been post so long.
I been working so hard
I eat when I want too
And I got a bank card

That's alright
You can call me Barry white
But I'm popping yo' girlfriends cherry tonight (Haha)
Call me uncle Phil
Imma fill ya girl
Then give her a refill
You in her neck shit talker
I bend yo' girlfriend over my walker
I look like the Cleveland show
No I look like I'm leaving, leaving with yo' hoe
Bill Cosby, is that what you really think?
Just for that imma fix yo' girlfriend a drink
Keeping sucking baby
I'm not quess love
I'm comin' in yo' mouth
And my name is Joseph (yeah)
I'm the chef from South Park
Cooking sausage in yo' girls mouth after dark
Call me second entertainer
When the barber shop close I'm your girls pussy drink

I'm old (og)
I'm fat (I'm fat)
But yo' girlfriend
She like me like dat
I was young, broke and skinny
No woman, no cheddar
I like being fat much better (beccah)

I'm old (og)
I'm fat (I'm fat)
But yo' girlfriend she like me like dat
I was young, broke and skinny
No woman, no cheddar
I like being fat much better (Beccah)

They call me big babe
(I come from the streets)
I'm a hungry hustler
(And I love it here)
I've been post so long
(I been working so hard)
I eat when I want to
(And I got a bank card)

If you call me rob
Or the fake rib Ross
I make yo' girlfriend lick my dick sauce
Roll my Afro up tie it in a perm
Now yo' girlfriend calling me big worm
Somebody call me bug weet
I give a fuck
As yo' girlfriend suck my meat
Call me don king
I don't respond I simply do the wild thing
To yo' girl and all her dizzy friends
I keep 'em busy
Bringing me back the ins
Yo' girlfriend cooks me plenty
That's why I'm fat and I'm no longer skinny
But that's alright
I still hit the twight