Lyrics Glen Meets Alanis - Alanis Morissette
An
old
man
turned
ninety-eight
He
won
the
lottery
and
died
the
next
day
It's
a
black
fly
in
your
Chardonnay
It's
a
death
row
pardon
two
minutes
too
late
And
isn't
it
ironic...
don't
you
think
It's
like
rain
on
your
wedding
day
It's
a
free
ride
when
you've
already
paid
It's
the
good
advice
that
you
just
didn't
take
Who
would've
thought...
it
figures
Mr.
Play
It
Safe
was
afraid
to
fly
He
packed
his
suitcase
and
kissed
his
kids
goodbye
He
waited
his
whole
damn
life
to
take
that
flight
And
as
the
plane
crashed
down
he
thought
"Well
isn't
this
nice..."
And
isn't
it
ironic...
don't
you
think
It's
like
rain
on
your
wedding
day
It's
a
free
ride
when
you've
already
paid
It's
the
good
advice
that
you
just
didn't
take
Who
would've
thought...
it
figures
Well
life
has
a
funny
way
of
sneaking
up
on
you
When
you
think
everything's
okay
and
everything's
going
right
And
life
has
a
funny
way
of
helping
you
out
when
You
think
everything's
gone
wrong
and
everything
blows
up
In
your
face
A
traffic
jam
when
you're
already
late
A
no-smoking
sign
on
your
cigarette
break
It's
like
ten
thousand
spoons
when
all
you
need
is
a
knife
It's
meeting
the
man
of
my
dreams
And
then
meeting
his
beautiful
wife
And
isn't
it
ironic...
don't
you
think
A
little
too
ironic...
and,
yeah,
I
really
do
think...
It's
like
rain
on
your
wedding
day
It's
a
free
ride
when
you've
already
paid
It's
the
good
advice
that
you
just
didn't
take
Who
would've
thought...
it
figures
Life
has
a
funny
way
of
sneaking
up
on
you
Life
has
a
funny,
funny
way
of
helping
you
out
Helping
you
out
1 Intro
2 Then and Now
3 Child Star in Canada
4 Moving to Hollywood
5 Glen Meets Alanis
6 The Writing Process
7 On "All I Really Want"
8 On "All I Really Want"
9 On "You Oughta Know"
10 On "You Oughta Know"
11 You Oughta Know on TV
12 On "Perfect" (Both) 12_On "Perfect"
13 Intuitive Process
14 On "Hand in My Pocket"
15 On "Right Through You"
16 Influences
17 On "Forgiven"
18 Alanis Always Asked Questions
19 On "You Learn"
20 On "Head over Feet"
21 On "Mary Jane"
22 On "Ironic"
23 On "Not the Doctor"
24 On "Wake Up"
25 Glen on Alanis' Voice
26 On "Your House"
27 Poorly Recieved
28 On "Superstar Wonderful Weirdos"
29 On "Comfort"
30 About the Band
31 On Taylor Hawkins
32 On Taylor Swift
33 Impact
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