Lyrics I Better Be Good - Alice Cooper

If I ain′t cool

My daddy gonna send me

To Military School

If I ain't nice

My girlie gonna freeze me

With cold shoulder ice

If I′m real late

My teacher gonna use me

For alligator bait

So, I better be good

I better be good

If I jump on the gas

The cops are gonna jump

All over my back

If I smoke too much

Doctor says he's gonna

Put my lungs in a crutch

If I'm caught without my pants

Consuelo′s dad is gonna shoot

Until he sees me dance

So, I better be good

I had better be good

You better be nice

Nice, nice, nice - you better be

Nice, nice, nice - Uh, uh, uh, uh

Nice, nice, nice

You better be nice tonight

If I spray it on the seat

Lady gonna tie a big knot

In the meat

If I spewey too fast

Lover′s gonna stick

My Wrangler in a cast

If zipper grabs skin

I'll know I had it out

When I shoulda kept it in

Ow.

I better be good

Ooh.

You better be nice

Nice, nice, nice - you better be

Nice, nice, nice - Uh, uh, uh, uh

Nice, nice, nice

I′d better be nice tonight - yeah

Nice, nice, nice

Writer(s): Douglas E Wagner, A. Cooper

Album The Studio Albums 1969-1983

date of release

31-07-2015

1 Devil's Food
2 Guilty
3 Go to Hell
4 (No More) Love At Your Convenience
5 King of the Silver Screen
6 Titanic Overture
7 Lace and Whiskey
8 Wake Me Gently
9 The Awakening
10 Muscle of Love
11 I Love the Dead
12 Sick Things
13 Generation Landslide
14 Hello Hooray
15 Killer
16 Yeah, Yeah, Yeah
17 Fresh Blood
18 I Love America
19 No Man's Land
20 Pass the Gun Around
21 Elected
22 I Never Cry
23 Give the Kid a Break
24 Skeletons in the Closet
25 Public Animal #9
26 Ballad of Dwight Fry
27 You and Me
28 The Quiet Room
29 Millie and Billie
30 From the Inside
31 Grim Facts
32 Street Fight
33 The Black Widow
34 Going Home
35 Earwigs to Eternity
36 Working Up a Sweat
37 Dance Yourself To Death
38 Woman Machine
39 Seven & Seven Is
40 Welcome to My Nightmare
41 Some Folks
42 Steven
43 Changing Arranging
44 Beautiful Flyaway
45 Lay Down and Die, Goodbye
46 Swing Low Sweet Cheerio
47 Inmates (We're All Crazy)
48 Clones (We're All)
49 For Veronica's Sake
50 Wish I Were Born In Beverly Hills
51 10 Minutes Before The Worm
52 Nurse Rozetta
53 Today Mueller
54 Living
55 Serious
56 Fields Of Regret
57 No Longer Umpire
58 Levity Ball
59 Jackknife Johnny
60 B.B. On Mars
61 Reflected
62 Talk Talk
63 Apple Bush
64 Pain
65 Leather Boots
66 Aspirin Damage
67 Mr. And Misdemeanor
68 Nuclear Infected
69 Shoe Salesman
70 Still No Air
71 Model Citizen
72 Below Your Means
73 Return Of The Spiders
74 Headlines
75 Laughing At Me
76 Who Do You Think We Are
77 Refrigerator Heaven
78 Prettiest Cop On The Block
79 Don't Talk Old To Me
80 Generation Landslide '81 - Live
81 You Want It, You Got It
82 Is It My Body
83 You Look Good In Rags
84 You're A Movie
85 Hallowed Be My Name
86 Second Coming
87 Vicious Rumours
88 Zorro's Ascent
89 Make That Money (Scrooge's Song)
90 Sun Arise
91 I Am The Future
92 Be My Lover
93 No Baloney Homosapiens
94 Adaptable (Anything For You)
95 Halo Of Flies
96 Desperado
97 I Like Girls
98 Remarkably Insincere
99 You Drive Me Nervous
100 Tag, You're It
101 Dead Babies
102 I Better Be Good
103 I'm Alive (That Was The Day My Dead Pet Returned To Save My Life)
104 DaDa
105 Luney Tune
106 Enough's Enough
107 Former Lee Warmer
108 Blue Turk
109 Dyslexia
110 Scarlet And Sheba
111 My Stars
112 Alma Mater
113 Grande Finale
114 Raped And Freezin'
115 Billion Dollar Babies´
116 Unfinished Sweet
117 Mary Ann
118 Big Apple Dreamin' (Hippo)
119 Never Been Sold Before
120 Hard Hearted Alice
121 Crazy Little Child
122 Man With The Golden Gun
123 Teenage Lament '74
124 Department Of Youth
125 Cold Ethyl
126 Years Ago
127 Escape
128 You Gotta Dance
129 I'm The Coolest
130 Didn't We Meet
131 Wish You Were Here
132 I'm Always Chasing Rainbows
133 It's Hot Tonight
134 Road Rats
135 Damned If You Do
136 Ubangi Stomp
137 I Never Wrote Those Songs
138 My God

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