Lyrics I Better Be Good - Alice Cooper
If
I
ain′t
cool
My
daddy
gonna
send
me
To
Military
School
If
I
ain't
nice
My
girlie
gonna
freeze
me
With
cold
shoulder
ice
If
I′m
real
late
My
teacher
gonna
use
me
For
alligator
bait
So,
I
better
be
good
I
better
be
good
If
I
jump
on
the
gas
The
cops
are
gonna
jump
All
over
my
back
If
I
smoke
too
much
Doctor
says
he's
gonna
Put
my
lungs
in
a
crutch
If
I'm
caught
without
my
pants
Consuelo′s
dad
is
gonna
shoot
Until
he
sees
me
dance
So,
I
better
be
good
I
had
better
be
good
You
better
be
nice
You
better
be
nice
You
better
be
nice
You
better
be
nice
Nice,
nice,
nice
- you
better
be
Nice,
nice,
nice
- you
better
be
Nice,
nice,
nice
- Uh,
uh,
uh,
uh
Nice,
nice,
nice
Nice,
nice,
nice
Nice,
nice,
nice
You
better
be
nice
tonight
If
I
spray
it
on
the
seat
Lady
gonna
tie
a
big
knot
In
the
meat
If
I
spewey
too
fast
Lover′s
gonna
stick
My
Wrangler
in
a
cast
If
zipper
grabs
skin
I'll
know
I
had
it
out
When
I
shoulda
kept
it
in
Ow.
I
better
be
good
I
better
be
good
I
better
be
good
Ooh.
You
better
be
nice
You
better
be
nice
You
better
be
nice
You
better
be
nice
Nice,
nice,
nice
- you
better
be
Nice,
nice,
nice
- you
better
be
Nice,
nice,
nice
- Uh,
uh,
uh,
uh
Nice,
nice,
nice
I′d
better
be
nice
tonight
- yeah
Nice,
nice,
nice
Nice,
nice,
nice
Nice,
nice,
nice
1 Elected
2 I Never Cry
3 Give the Kid a Break
4 The Quiet Room
5 Millie and Billie
6 From the Inside
7 Grim Facts
8 Swing Low Sweet Cherrio
9 Street Fight
10 You and Me
11 Ballad of Dwight Fry
12 Public Animal #9
13 Skeletons in the Closet
14 The Black Widow
15 Inmates (We're All Crazy)
16 For Veronica's Sake
17 Clones (We're All)
18 Wish I Were Born In Beverly Hills
19 10 Minutes Before The Worm
20 Nurse Rozetta
21 Today Mueller
22 Serious
23 Living
24 Fields Of Regret
25 No Longer Umpire
26 Levity Ball
27 Jackknife Johnny
28 B.B. On Mars
29 Reflected
30 Talk Talk
31 Apple Bush
32 Pain
33 Leather Boots
34 Aspirin Damage
35 Mr. And Misdemeanor
36 Nuclear Infected
37 Shoe Salesman
38 Still No Air
39 Model Citizen
40 Below Your Means
41 Return Of The Spiders
42 Headlines
43 Laughing At Me
44 Who Do You Think We Are
45 Refrigerator Heaven
46 Prettiest Cop On The Block
47 Don't Talk Old To Me
48 Generation Landslide '81 - Live
49 You Want It, You Got It
50 Is It My Body
51 You Look Good In Rags
52 You're A Movie
53 Hallowed Be My Name
54 Second Coming
55 Vicious Rumours
56 Zorro's Ascent
57 Make That Money (Scrooge's Song)
58 Sun Arise
59 I Am The Future
60 No Baloney Homosapiens
61 Be My Lover
62 Halo Of Flies
63 Adaptable (Anything For You)
64 I Like Girls
65 Desperado
66 Remarkably Insincere
67 You Drive Me Nervous
68 Tag, You're It
69 I Better Be Good
70 Dead Babies
71 I'm Alive (That Was The Day My Dead Pet Returned To Save My Life)
72 DaDa
73 Luney Tune
74 Enough's Enough
75 Former Lee Warmer
76 Blue Turk
77 Dyslexia
78 Scarlet And Sheba
79 My Stars
80 Alma Mater
81 Grande Finale
82 Raped And Freezin'
83 Billion Dollar Babies´
84 Unfinished Sweet
85 Mary Ann
86 Big Apple Dreamin' (Hippo)
87 Never Been Sold Before
88 Hard Hearted Alice
89 Crazy Little Child
90 Man With The Golden Gun
91 Teenage Lament '74
92 Department Of Youth
93 Cold Ethyl
94 Years Ago
95 Escape
96 You Gotta Dance
97 I'm The Coolest
98 Didn't We Meet
99 Wish You Were Here
100 I'm Always Chasing Rainbows
101 It's Hot Tonight
102 Road Rats
103 Damned If You Do
104 Ubangi Stomp
105 I Never Wrote Those Songs
106 My God
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