Lyrics Remarkably Insincere - Alice Cooper
Yeah,
I′m
such
a
liar
One
time
I
told
you
You
were
the
highlight
Of
all
of
my
sexual
life
While
I'm
confessing
When
you′re
undressing
I
was
picking
the
lock
On
your
safe
with
my
knife
Einstein
If
you're
so
naive
That
you
believe
Everything
I
said
to
you
Well,
I
got
your
sex
And
wrote
you
rubber
checks
Well,
what
did
you
think
I
was
gonna
do
My
reputation
for
exaggeration
It
never
got
to
you
That's
why
I
left
Duluth
Sometimes
I
stretch
the
truth
My
dearest
darling
You
know
that
luggage
It
belonged
to
the
blond
With
the
really
nice
pair
And
incidentally
I
sorely
missed
you
The
pain
was
so
hard
to
bear
If
I
would
rate
you
Not
that
I
hate
you
But
you
would
end
up
Eighth,
maybe
ninth
in
your
class
Your
build
is
hot
now
If
you
could
use
your
Brain
like
you
use
your
ass
Oh,
you′re
so
naive
How
could
you
believe
Everything
I
said
to
you
My
reputation
for
exaggeration
It
never
got
to
you
Sometimes
I′m
so
uncouth
Sometimes
I
stretch
the
truth
Hey,
I'm
such
a
liar
One
time
I
told
you
You
were
the
highlight
Of
all
of
my
sexual
life
I′m
remarkably
insincere
Incredibly
insincere
Totally
insincere
Oh
don't
take
it
so
hard,
my
dear
I′m
consistently
insincere
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