A Large Dark Aardvark in the Park

1 The Sweetest Things in Life Go Down the Drain
2 Sexual Revolution Song
3 There Ain't Nothing Like a Lox
4 I Call These "Short Songs"
5 Gimme a Cause, Give Me a Protest
6 How Much Do I Love You? I’ll Tell You Once More
7 The Girl from Nymphomania (She's a Nymphomaniac)
8 These Are My Sexy Songs
9 Mononucleosis is the Kissing Virus
10 You Made the Pants Too Long (My Chinese Version)
11 Walk Through the Bronx (Walk on Through the Night)
12 A Large Dark Aardvark in the Park
13 I Was Never a Nazi (Denazification Song)