Lyrics Al & Yetta - Allan Sherman

Al 'n' Yetta always sit togedda
Watching TV every single night
Munching popcorn from a dish
While observing Dorothy Gish

(Dorothy Gish) Dorothy Gish
(What a dish) What a dish
Ohhhh

Al 'n' Yetta couldn't have it betta
Their TV set has remote control
So they both can stay in bed
With Frankenstein and Mister Ed

(Mister Ed) Stay in bed
(Dorothy Gish) What a dish
Ohhhh

Al 'n' Yetta, fans of Art Linkletta
And they love to sing along with Mitch
They just found in TV Guide
Reruns of December Bride

(December Bride) TV Guide
(Mister Ed) Stay in bed
(Dorothy Gish) What a dish
Ohhhh

They're big fans of Gunsmoke and Bonanza
And Ben Casey and Doctor Jim Kildare
And third reruns of Millionaire
And fourth reruns of Yogi Bear

(Millionaire) Yogi Bear
(December Bride) TV Guide
(Mister Ed) Stay in bed
(Dorothy Gish) What a dish
Ohhhh

Al 'n' Yetta love to watch Loretta
When she enters through her fancy door
They just love The Real McCoys
Walter Cronkite and The Bowery Boys

(Bowery Boys) Real McCoys
(Millionaire) Yogi Bear
(December Bride) TV Guide
(Mister Ed) Stay in bed
(Dorothy Gish) What a dish
Ohhhh

Al got wrinkly, watching Huntley-Brinkley
And College Bowl on Sunday afternoons
While they both watch Meet The Press
Yetta yearns for Eliot Ness

(Elliott Ness) Meet The Press
(Bowery Boys) Real McCoys
(Millionaire) Yogi Bear
(December Bride) TV Guide
(Mister Ed) Stay in bed
(Dorothy Gish) What a dish
Ohhhh

Al 'n' Yetta watched an operetta
Leonard Bernstein told them what they saw
They both shouted, "Hail Bernstein!"
Then they switched to What's My Line

(Hail Bernstein) What's My Line
(Elliott Ness) Meet The Press
(Bowery Boys) Real McCoys
(Millionaire) Yogi Bear
(December Bride) TV Guide
(Mister Ed) Stay in bed
(Dorothy Gish) What a dish
Ohhhh

Al told Yetta something that upsetta
He said, "Dear, our picture tube has blown."
Yetta answered, "Woe is me
For tonight we shall not see:

(Hail Bernstein) What's My Line
(Elliott Ness) Meet The Press
(Bowery Boys) Real McCoys
(Millionaire) Yogi Bear
(December Bride) TV Guide
(Mister Ed) Stay in bed
(Dorothy Gish) What a dish."
Ohhhh

Al 'n' Yetta's television set