Lyrics Return to Camp Granada - Allan Sherman

Hello muddah, hello fadduh I am back at Camp Grenada
And I'm writing you this letter Just to say my compound fracture's
Getting better No one here knows where my trunk is And my bunk is
Where the skunk is And the food this year's improving All the
Little black things in it are not
Moving Our camp nurse is quite a swimmer
She says swimming makes you slimmer Her name's Mrs.
Pellagrini Have you ever seen a whale in a bikini?
All the bathrooms have such thin doors Gee I'd wish they'd move them
Indoors We're all tired of Mother Goose here So next Friday night
They're having Lenny Bruce here Let me stay, oh muddah,
Fadduh Let me stay I love Grenada Every night the campfire's really
Keen Oh ma please send some unguintine Let me stay,
Out here in Muddah nature's land And tiptoe through the tulips grand
To leave would be a shame Besides,
I'd miss the poker game Please don't worry, fadduh,
Muddah I'll take care of little brudduh He plays ball here and he
Rows here And I hope they teach him how to blow his nose here He
Wakes up half past six hand Goes directly to the quicksand He was
Lonely, now he's better He's like all of us except his bed is wetter