1 My Introduction and Then Two of My Short Songs - Hello Muddah Nevada Style and A Song Written by Elizabeth Taylor
2 Taking Lessons (funny Making Whoopee)
3 A Waste of Money (funny A Taste of Honey)
4 Van Nuys, How It Got Its Name
5 Smog Gets in Your Eyes (funny Smoke Gets in Your Eyes)
6 Scotch and / Or Water
7 I'm Sorry About That
8 The Learner's Brassiere
9 Kissing Disease Virus
10 I Finally Admit That I Won the War Single-Handedly
11 Dodging the Draft (funny Balling the Jack)
12 Rebel (First Rap Song)
13 Warning for Those with a Low Threshold of Sex
14 I’m in the Mood for Love, You’re in the Mood for Herring
15 Second Hand Nose (funny Second Hand Rose)
16 The Jewish New Year and the Chinese New Year
17 Sam You Made My Pants Too Long (Hong Kong Tailor Version)
18 If I Could Play Piano (like Jimmy Durante)
19 Peyton Place Usa It's My Kind of Town