Lyrics Scotch and / Or Water - Allan Sherman
Oh
wait,
wait
wait,
not...
WAIT
A
MINUTE!
Hold
it,
I
just
wanna
borrow
some
water.
That's
not
water,
that's
scotch.
It's
almost
water.
You
remember
Near
Beer?
This
is
Near
Water.
Sorry
'bout
that.
That
happens
to
be
the
title
of
the
song.
1 Introductions - Short Songs: Hello Muddah (Nevada Style) / A Song Written By Elizabeth Taylor
2 Taking Lessons
3 A Waste Of Money
4 How Van Nuys Got It's Name
5 Smog Gets In Your Eyes
6 Scotch and / Or Water
7 Sorry 'Bout That
8 The Learner's Brassiere
9 Mononeucleosis
10 In Which I Finally Admit That I Won World War II Single-Handed
11 Dodgin' The Draft
12 The Rebel
13 Warning to Those Who Have a Low Threshold of Sex
14 I’m in the Mood for Love, You’re in the Mood for Herring
15 Second Hand Nose
16 A Few Words About The Chinese New Year
17 Sam You Made The Pants Too Long
18 If I Could Play Piano
19 Son Of Peyton Place
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