Allan Sherman - A Waste of Money (A Taste of Honey) Lyrics

Lyrics A Waste of Money (A Taste of Honey) - Allan Sherman



I wanted to get
Some new girlfriends,
So I went and bought
A Mercedes Benz.
A waste of money!
Eight thousand bucks down the drain.
I thought the girls
Would get wild and reckless,
So I bought cultured pearls
And a diamond necklace.
A waste of money!
That cost me four thousand more.
They were returned,
I got no girls.
They repossessed
Both the car and the pearls.
I styled my hair
Just like Cary Grant's.
Bought a pair
Of those new tight pants.
A waste of money!
Household Finance took my pants.
The female gender,
I just don't get it.
Just when I'm out
Of both cash and credit
I found a honey!
And this is what's funny,
She don't need my money,
She works for Household Finance.



Writer(s): Allan Sherman


Allan Sherman - Allan Sherman Live, Hoping You Are the Same
Album Allan Sherman Live, Hoping You Are the Same
date of release
16-04-2019

1 Intro to Allan Sherman Live, Hoping You Are the Same (Live)
2 Introduction, Short Songs, Hello Muddah Nevada Style, And a Song Written by Elizabeth Taylor (Live)
3 Taking Lessons (Making Whoopee)
4 A Waste of Money (A Taste of Honey)
5 How Van Nuys Got Its Name (Live)
6 Smog Gets in Your Eyes (Smoke Gets in Your Eyes) (Live)
7 Scotch and/Or Water (Live)
8 Sorry 'bout That (I'm Sorry About That)
9 Learner's Brassiere (Live)
10 Mononucleosis Is the Kissing Disease (Live)
11 I Finally Admit That I Won World War Two Single - Handed
12 Dodging the Draft (Balling the Jack) [Draft Dodger Song] (Live)
13 The Rebel (Live)
14 A Warning to Those Who Have a Low Threshold of Sex (Live)
15 When I'm in the Mood for Love, You're in the Mood for Herring (I'm in the Mood for Love) (Live)
16 Second Hand Nose (Second Hand Rose) (Live)
17 A Few Words About the Chinese New Year (Live)
18 Sam You Made the Pants Too Long [Lord, You Made the Night Too Long] (Hong Kong, China Version)
19 If I Could Play Piano (Live)
20 Son of Peyton Place USA (Live)




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