Lyrics Shticks and Stones (Live) - Allan Sherman
Oh
salesmen
come
and
salesmen
go
And
my
best
one
is
gone
I
know
And
if
he
don't
come
back
to
me
I'll
have
to
close
the
factory
Gimme
Jack
Cohen
and
I
don't
care
Gimme
Jack
Cohen
and
I
don't
care
Gimme
Jack
Cohen
and
I
don't
care
But
the
best
it's
gone
away.
I'm
upside
down,
my
head
is
turning
around
Because
I
gotta
sell
the
house
in
Levittown
Little
David
Susskind-
Shut
up
Please
don't
talk;
please
don't
talk
Little
David
Susskind-
Me
first
Then
you'll
talk
I
went
down
to
Mt.
Sinai
- Hospital
To
see
my
old
zaydie
there
And
I
said,
Thanks
God
For
the
Blue
Cross
And
I
wish
we
had
the
Medicare
God
bless
you,
Jerry
Mendelbaum
Let
nothing
you
dismay
This
May
you
had
a
rotten
month
So
what
is
there
to
say
Let's
hope
next
May
is
better
And
good
things
will
come
your
way
And
you
won't
have
a
feeling
of
dismay
Next
May
Oh
when
the
paint'ners
Go
marching
in
Oh
when
the
paint'ners
Go
marching
in
Just
make
sure
they
put
a
dropcloth
When
the
paint'ners
go
marching
in
Yasha
got
a
bottle
of
Geritol
Geritol,
Geritol
Yasha
got
a
bottle
of
geritol
And
he
knocked
a
whole
in
the
wall
That's
all
No
wall
I
gave
my
love
a
chicken
It
had
no
bone
I
gave
my
love
a
cherry
It
had
no
stone
I
gave
my
love
a
baby
And
then,
you
see
My
love
got
very
angry
and
she
said
to
me
I
didn't
mind
the
chicken
Without
the
bone
I
didn't
mind
the
cherry
Without
the
stone
But
when
you
give
a
baby
It's
just
one
thing
You
oughta
give
at
least
An
engagement
ring
The
Catskill
ladies
sing
this
song
Hoo-hah,
Hoo-hah,
Sitting
on
the
front
porch
playing
Mah-Jongg
All
hoo-hah
day
Oh
I'm
Melvin
Rose
of
Texas
And
my
friends
all
call
me
Tex
When
I
lived
in
old
New
Mexico
They
used
to
call
me
Mex
When
I
lived
in
old
Kentucky
They
called
me
Old
Kentuck
I
was
born
in
old
Shamokin
Which
is
why
they
call
me
Melvin
Rose
Mammy's
little
baby
loves
matzoh,
matzoh
Mammy's
little
baby
loves
matzoh
balls
Mammy's
little
baby
wants
pots
and
pots
of
Lots
and
lots
of
matzoh
balls
Stole
the
skillet
Stole
the
lead
Stole
a
lotta
balls
Made
of
Pesach
bread
Stole
the
chicken
Out
of
the
soup
Stole
the
pot
And
made
a
lot
of
chicken
soup
Mammy's
little
baby
loves
matzoh,
matzoh
Mammy's
little
baby
loves
matzoh
balls
Mammy's
little
baby
wants
pots
and
pots
of
Lots
and
lots
of
mat-zoh
- oh!
- balls
1 Why Am I Here? (Live)
2 Harvey and Sheila (Hava Nagila Parody) (Live)
3 A Number of Short Songs (Live)
4 My First Medical Song, Ever (Live)
5 I See Bones (X-Ray Song) (Live)
6 Hail to Thee Fat Person (How I Got Fat)
7 A Crazy Thought (Live)
8 Overweight People (Somewhere Over the Rainbow Parody) (Live)
9 To Those Interested In British Foreign Policy During the Latter Half of the 19th Century
10 Disraeli Won't You Please Come Home (Bill Bailey Parody) (Live)
11 When I Was A Lad, I Went To Yale
12 I Just Recorded My Third Album
13 It Was Automation (Live)
14 Next, A Sociological Phenomenon
15 I Keep Notes on the Floor (Live)
16 One Hippopotami (Cannot Get on a Bus)
17 To Those Interested in French Internal Policy During the Latter Half of the 18th Century
18 Old King Louie (Live)
19 I Made A Folk Hero For My Folk
20 Ballad of Harry Lewis (Glory Glory Harry Lewis) (Live)
21 A Nice Letter from Camp, Except... (Live)
22 Hello Muddah Hello Faddah (Here I Am at Camp Grenada) (Live)
23 Beautiful Music Behind My Ridiculous Voice
24 Shticks and Stones (Live)
25 A Man in a Strange City... (Live)
26 When You Walk Through the Bronx, Hold Your Head up High (Encore)
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