Lyrics
Keep
off
the
grass.
Children
at
play.
No
deposit,
no
return.
No
casting
today.
Wait
for
the
dialtone.
Do
not
fold,
do
not
bend.
Do
not
open
till
Christmas.
Open
other
end.
No
checks
cashed,
Make
deliveries
in
the
rear.
Shake
well
before
using.
This
end
up,
my
dear.
Close
cover
before
striking.
Do
not
push,
do
not
shove.
No
shorts
in
the
dining
room.
Dump
no
rubbish,
my
love.
(Don't
be
a
fool,
don't
be
a
fool,
my
love.)
Made
in
Japan.
Slippery
when
wet.
Save
this
wrapper
to
dispose
of
gum.
All
sales
final,
my
pet.
Do
not
write
in
this
space.
Do
not
cross
double
line.
For
external
use
only.
Inspected
by
number
29.
Curb
your
dog.
Keep
away
from
heat.
Do
not
remove
this
tag
Under
penalty
of
law,
my
sweet!
Speed
checked
by
radar.
Positively
no
admission.
Oh
my
darling,
if
pain
persists,
Consult
physician!
My
love
gave
me
a
sign.
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1 Somewhere
2 Downtown Uptown
3 I See Bones, Gizzards and Kidney Stones
4 Harvey & Sheila (Hava Nagila)
5 The Mexican Hat Dance (El Jarabe Tapatio)
6 Old King Louie (King Louis XVI)
7 Chim Chim Cheree Cher-ee
8 Hungarian Goulash
9 Mononucleosis is the Kissing Virus
10 She Wore an Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Bottom Half of a Bikini
11 Signs
12 The Dum Dum Song
13 Girl from Nymphomania (She's a Nympho Maniac)
14 How Deep is a Birdbath? (How High is the Floor?)
15 Hold Your Head Up High (When You Walk Through Bronx)
16 We Ain’t Got Lox
17 The Sweetest Things In Life
18 There is a Revolution
19 Ratfink, Rat Fink, Rattfink (like the Misfits)
20 I Was Never a Nazi (And I Never Knew Adolf Whatzisname)
21 Hello Mother Hello Father
22 Back to Camp Granada
23 One Hippopotami (Is Two Hippopotamuses)
24 Large Dark Aardvarkin the Park (Laarge Daark Ardvark Song)
25 Blah Blah Blah Blah Says Count Dracula
26 Pop Hates the Beatles (Ringo is the One with the Drums)
27 I Can’t Dance
28 Nuttin Nothin’ Nothing to Be Done
29 Grudunza (Moss Covered Three Handled Gradunza)
30 Calculatus Eliminatus (The Best Friend that You've Got)
31 Punk
32 Beautiful Kitten Fish, Sleep Baby Sleep (Lullaby)
33 It Can Be Done, Anything Under the Sun
34 I'm a Cat in a Hat (In French Chat Chapeau)
35 Sweep Sweep Up the Memories
36 Mister Grinch (You're a Mean One Mr. Grinch)
37 Sneetches at the Beaches
38 A North-Going Zax and a South-Going Zacks
39 Green Eggs & Ham (I Do Not Like Them Sam-I-Am)
40 On the First Day of Christmas (Funny Christmas Song)
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