Lyrics King Herod's Song - Alice Cooper , Andrew Lloyd Webber

Jesus, I am overjoyed
To meet you face to face
You've been getting quite a name
All around the place
Healing cripples, cute trick
Raising from the dead, ooh
Oh and now I understand you're God?
Well, at least that's what you've said

So, you are the Christ
You're the great Jesus Christ
Prove to me that you're divine
Change my water into wine
That's all you need do
And I'll know it's all true
Come on, king of the Jews!

Jesus, you just won't believe the hit you've made round here
You're all we talk about, the wonder of the year!
Oh, what a pity if it's all a lie
Still, I'm sure that you can rock the cynics if you try

So, you are the Christ
You're the great Jesus Christ
Prove to me that you're no fool
Walk across my swimming pool
You do that for me
Then I'll let you go free
Come on, king of the Jews
Hit it, boys!

I only ask the things I'd ask of any superstar
What is it that you have got that puts you where you are?
Oh, I am waiting, yes, I'm a captive fan
I'm dying to be shown that you are not just any man
So, if you are the Christ
Yes, the great Jesus Christ
Feed my household with this bread
You could do it on your head
Or has something gone wrong?
Why do you take so long?
Come on, you king of the Jews

Hey, aren't you scared of me Christ?
Mister wonderful Christ!
You're a joke, you're not the Lord
You are nothing but a fraud!
Take him away
He's got nothing to say!
Get out, you king of the
Get out, you king of the
Get out, you king of the Jews!
Get out of here!
You gonna have to do better than that, boy