Lyrics Dangerous Jade - Andrew Lloyd Webber

The man is a fool, breaking every taboo
Installing the girl in the army H.Q.
And she's an actress, the last straw
Her only good parts are between her thighs
She should stare at the ceiling, not reach for the skies
Or she could be his last whore
The evidence suggests
She has other interests
If it's her who's using him
He's exceptionally dim
Bitch!
Dangerous Jade!

We have allowed ourselves to slip
We have completely lost our grip
We have declined to an all-time low
Tarts have become the set to know

It's no crime for officers to do as they please
As long as they're discreet and keep clear of disease
We ignore, we disregard
But once they allow a bit on the side
To move to the center where she's not qualified
We should all be on our guard
She should get into her head
She should not get out of bed
She should know that she's not paid
To be loud but to be laid
Slut!
Dangerous Jade!

This has really been your year Miss Duarte
Tell us where you go from here Miss Duarte
Which are the roles that you yearn to play
Whom did you dine with yesterday?

Acting is limiting the lines not mine
That's no help to the Argentine

Can we assume then that you'll quit?
Is this because of your involvement with Colonel Peron?

Goodnight and thank you

She won't be kept happy by her nights on the tiles
She says it's his body but she's after his files
So get back onto the street!
She should get into her head
She should not get out of bed
She should know that she's not paid
To be loud but to be laid
The evidence suggests
She has other interests
If it's her who's using him
He's exceptionally dim

She should get into her head
(To see an underdog succeed)
She should not get out of bed
(Is the encouragement I need)
She should know that she's not paid
(Opportunity is back, if she could make it)
To be loud but to be laid
(By her efforts in the sack)
The evidence suggests
(Then a man who offers more, he would have the world)
She has other interests
(The pathway to his door)
If it's her who's using him
He's exceptionally dim

Things have reached a pretty pass
When someone pretty lower class
Graceless an vulgar, uninspired
Can be accepted and admired