Lyrics Stereotypes - Ant

I'm going to Las Vegas tomorrow
I love Vegas
I, I gotta tell you something
I love Las Vegas

First of all Las Vegas has that slogan
"What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas"
Not completely true 'cause last time
I got the herp' and brought it back to LA

And now like 30 people I know have it
So it didn't quite stay there
But I like driving to Vegas
And this last time I went as I pulled around

The corner on the Strip to Harrah's
Where I was performing, there on the marquis
It said, "BJ competition, $150,000."
I thought, "I could fuckin' win that..."

BJ stands for "blackjack," I thought it stood
For something else. She's like this: "I don't get it."
But I'm walking through the casino and
I brought three of my friends with me and we were

Having the greatest time, okay. And all of a sudden
As we're walking down one of the ramps this guy
Kind of bumps into me and I go, "Oh, excuse me sir."
And he goes, "Excuse you, gay boy." I go,

"What did you say? What did you say?
What did you say?" And my three friends are like
"Ant, you better stop, he's bigger he can take you."
And I said, "Uh uh, this is Vegas -- and four queens

Always beat a straight."
Now let's go find me a blackjack.
Blackjack is a game of 21, really, so..."