Lyrics Haaa! - Cloud 9 , Art Morera

I'm the good guy, I'll tell you if your shoe's untied
Why does the tongue on my sneaker always slide to the side?
Can someone explain why when I think of rhymes
The guy on the TV says the word that's on my mind at the same time?
It be happening to me constantly
Been through hell and back like Constantine, Keanu Reeves
I be pondering all night like Sean Connery
Of headlining Bonnaroo, 'til someone asks if I got a room
I point at the No Vacancy sign
They don't look blind, I'm assuming they can see fine
So my bad for all the rudeness, I don't think they're that stupid
I'd just rather be making music, I'm only human and I'm cuban
You know that episode of South Park where you die from eating gluten?
That's been my life lately with this weight that I've been losin'
I live in a transit city and I came up on a new whip
Heard my song play on WVUM
Cloud Nine, how you doin'?

Around these parts, I tend to feel like a sheriff
Freeze don't move ya body that's an Air-Lift
See, I'm a Stand up guy, yeah chair-less
I wear this as a badge of honor, mic Drop like I'm careless
You hear the bleep, but I ain't swearin'
They prefer I don't say that name its apparent
I'm a parent, two kids under me
Cloud Nine I wanna see
the 8 wonders of the world, on these seven seas
before Im 6 feet under, 5 fingers of death
Im tryna sway the universe while I got breath
4,3,2,1 boom!
I used to think an Orlando move, would help me bloom
To relocate I'd assume
It was the fault, of the place I was in, why I was doomed
But, its not true
It's me, It's not you
Hut 1, Hut 2, I'm in the pocket like Russell
Wilson, still son gotta Eat
Real ones know I dont run from a beat, yeah
When the thrills done I'll be the one on my feet
Last man standing, no ABC