Lyrics Kombucha!! - Arthur Caplan

There are bugs in the summer
I′m tight-lipped but they still get in my mouth
It's so hard to recover
I′m off-script like a dad at eagle scouts
And the dog redistributes
All the burs to her stomach as we walk
And we all contribute
To a cycle that we cannot control

So drink your kombucha
Cuz I just concluded that
I'm on my path and you're in my way
Go pick your flowers and
Spend all your hours pretending that
I am not okay
You would say the worst to me then go
Begging me to stay
But virtually you agree I learned
More than yesterday

You′re starting to act like your dad and I don′t like him
Egos can never be beat when you always win
So here I am spouting
Insert name of specific fountain
Maybe I should just close my mouth but I'm a fool
Cuz Imma spill too much
I think that I lost my touch
You say that it′s just my luck but
I can't focus with you on my case all the time
Too much
Got me spinnin′ and my blood
Boiling hot and I'm done
Letting you helicopter me
You can′t look after me

So drink your kombucha
Cuz I just concluded that
I'm on my path and you're in my way
Go pick your flowers and
Spend all your hours pretending that
I am not okay
You would say the worst to me then go
Begging me to stay
But virtually you agree I learned
More than yesterday

There are bugs in the summer
I′m tight-lipped but they still get in my mouth
It′s so hard to recover
I'm off-script like a dad at eagle scouts
So here I am spouting
Insert name of specific fountain
Maybe I should just close my mouth but I′m a fool

I always show up to the party when everyone's leaving
I think I make friends, instead I′m the one their teasing
Maybe I thought I'd learn how to socialize
I′ve also found that you gotta compromise
Yeah you gotta compromise

So drink your kombucha
Cuz I just concluded that
I'm on my path and you're in my way
Go pick your flowers and
Spend all your hours pretending that
You gotta compromise
You would say the worst to me then go
Begging me to stay
But virtually you agree I learned
More than I did yesterday

Path and you′re in my way
You would say the worst to me then go beggin′ me to stay
But virtually you'd agree I learned
More than I did yesterday