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Axe-Assassin Albertson
My name is Axe-Assassin Albertson
And this place can't save itself
May I suggest you run?
I suggest you run

Down to the underground locked-down city
Far away from radiation rays
Feel it in my shoulders
I'm growing older by the day
They say the sky wasn't always this gray

It's the story and the glory
Of a monumental population taught that nothing could destroy it
But if we're breathing then we never can avoid it
It's being human

I am inspector
I am inspector of Bleaker Town
The third worst habitat in Sector K of Thunderground
Status is "tragic"
What I scavenge is magic
I'll learn to make the people laugh
See the terminus in Q4

The air is poison
You'll hear a noise on the wind and then
A doppelgänger from The Overspace appears again
All of these demons got me and swinging and cleaving
You know my axe is running hot
I've been using it a lot

It's the story and the glory
Of a monumental population taught that nothing could destroy it
But if we're breathing then we never can avoid it
It's being human
It's the story and the glory
Of a monumental population taught that nothing could destroy it
But if we're breathing then we never can avoid it
It's being human

The first invasion came from within
Unheralded, unseen
Not so the second
As rocky leviathans trailed glowing ribbons across the sky
Before dealing blow after devastating blow to the planet's surface
It was the third invasion, however, that was the most damaging
For it was then that humanity was forced to assimilate a
New understanding of its place in the cosmos
Scientists also learned to communicate with trees
Who, as it turned out, were deeply disturbed by the concept of matchsticks

Axe-Assassin Albertson
His name is Axe-Assassin Albertson
They say the day is gonna come
When we won't have to run
We won't have to run

Down to the underground locked-down city
Far away from radiation rays
Feel it in my shoulders
I'm growing older by the day
They say the sky wasn't always this gray

It's the story and the glory
Of a monumental population taught that nothing could destroy it
But if we're breathing then we never can avoid it
It's being human
It's the story and the glory
Of a monumental population taught that nothing could destroy it
But if we're breathing then we never can avoid it
It's being human
It's the story and the glory

The world I love is gone
He plays the sitar and he's
Obsessed with centaurs and he's
Inspector Albertson
Inspector Axe-Assassin Alberton
It's the story and the glory
The world I love is gone
He plays the sitar and he's
Obsessed with centaurs and he's
Inspector Albertson
Inspector Axe-Assassin Alberton
We're all data inside