Lyrics Value (Live at the Bon Soir, Greenwich Village, NYC - Nov. 5, 1962) - Barbra Streisand

This next song, is from a record breaking show
I like to do thing's from record breaking show's
And this one is a record breaking show
It lasted nine preview's and one performance
(Hahahaha!)
It was called "Another Evening With Harry Stoones"
No wonder whom
Ho I- (Hahahaha!)
This is the song from it
(Hahahaha!)

Call me a bulb
Call me a schlemiel
Call me a brain with a missing wheel
Call me what you will
But none the less I'm still
In love with
Harold Minget
And it's not because he has a car
Annie Fischer has a car
But a car is just a car
And if Harold didn't have a car to his name
I guess I'd love him just the same
Call me what you will
But none the less I'm still
In love with
Harold Minget
And its not because he has a wealthy family
Annie Fischer has a wealthy family
But money isn't everything
And if Harold didn't have a dime to his name
I'd know id love him just the same
But sometimes I ask my self "Why then?"
Do why then love Harold Minget?!
Harold isn't handsome or clever or smart
And I dont find romance I do dance in his heart
The only answer's I can think of are
Harold Minget's money and Harold Minget car
Hahahaha
Oh, uh
Call me what you will
But none the less I'm still
In love with
Harold Minget
Also Annie Fischer