Lyrics Pinch Me (radio edit) - Barenaked Ladies
It′s
the
perfect
time
of
year
Somewhere
far
away
from
here
I
feel
fine
enough,
I
guess
Considering
everything's
a
mess
There′s
a
restaurant
down
the
street
Where
hungry
people
like
to
eat
I
could
walk
but
I'll
just
drive
It's
colder
than
it
looks
outside
It′s
like
a
dream
you
try
to
remember
but
it′s
gone
Then
you
try
to
scream
but
it
only
comes
out
as
a
yawn
When
you
try
to
see
the
world
beyond
your
front
door
Take
your
time
'cause
the
way
I
rhyme′s
gonna
make
you
smile
When
you
realize
that
a
guy
my
size
might
take
a
while
Just
to
try
to
figure
out
what
all
this
is
for
It's
the
perfect
time
of
day
To
throw
all
your
cares
away
Put
the
sprinkler
on
the
lawn
And
run
through
with
my
gym
shorts
on
Take
a
drink
right
from
the
hose
And
change
into
some
drier
clothes
Climb
the
stairs
up
to
my
room
Sleep
away
the
afternoon
It′s
like
a
dream
you
try
to
remember
but
it's
gone
Then
you
try
to
scream
but
it
only
comes
out
as
a
yawn
When
you
try
to
see
the
world
beyond
your
front
door
Take
your
time
′cause
the
way
I
rhyme's
gonna
make
you
smile
When
you
realize
that
a
guy
my
size
might
take
a
while
Just
to
try
to
figure
out
what
all
this
is
for
Pinch
me,
pinch
me
'Cause
I′m
still
asleep
Please
God,
tell
me
That
I′m
still
asleep
On
an
evening
such
as
this
It's
hard
to
tell
if
I
exist
Pack
the
car
and
leave
this
town
Who′ll
notice
that
I'm
not
around?
I
could
hide
out
under
there
I
just
made
you
say
′underwear'
I
could
leave
but
I′ll
just
stay
All
my
stuff's
here
anyway
It's
like
a
dream
you
try
to
remember
but
it′s
gone
Then
you
try
to
scream
but
it
only
comes
out
as
a
yawn
When
you
try
to
see
the
world
beyond
your
front
door
Take
your
time
′cause
the
way
I
rhyme's
gonna
make
you
smile
When
you
realize
that
a
guy
my
size
might
take
a
while
Just
to
try
to
figure
out
what
all
this
is
for
Try
to
figure
out
what
all
this
is
for
Try
to
see
the
world
beyond
your
front
door
Try
to
figure
out
what
all
this
is
for
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