Lyrics So Tired of the Summer - Bear Cole

Fallen leaves and pumpkin spices
If you leave me to my own devices
I prefer existential crisis
Free in the time of encephalitis

I'm horny, and I'm lonely
Umbrella drink parties are corny
I'm expressive and depressive
Summer vacation's expensive

So just leave me here in my knitted sweater
I put on a few pounds, so fall fashion's better
Hide my body under this puffy coat
Better in cold weather, that's just how I emote

I'm so tired of the fucking summer
I'm much better when life's a bummer
Go ahead and get every girl phone's number
(Fuck tourists) just lay in my bed and slumber

I'm horny, and I'm lonely
Umbrella drink parties are corny
I'm expressive and depressive
Summer vacation's expensive

I'm so tired of the fucking summer
I'm so tired of the fucking summer
I'm much better when life's a bummer
I'm much better when life's a cold winter's day

Stupid swim trunks, I look so silly
Girls screaming Taylor Swift songs, oh, fucking kill me
Ask me, the greatest party theme is pity
I need to get out of this fucking city

I'm lowly and unholy
I need the witching season and ghosties
Horror movies with Christina Ricci
All these summertime Barbies can blow me

I'm growing like a rose in my own displeasure
Not giving Disney princesses whatsoever
I'm rolling down a staircase by M.C. Escher
It feels like summertime sadness will live forever

I'm so tired of the fucking summer
I'm much better when life's a bummer
Go ahead get every girl phone's number
(Fuck tourists) just lay in my bed and slumber

I'm horny, and I'm lonely
Umbrella drink parties are corny
I'm expressive and depressive
Summer vacation's expensive

I'm so tired of the fucking summer
I'm so tired of the fucking summer
I'm so tired of the fucking summer
I'm so tired of the fucking summer
I'm much better when life's a bummer
I'm much better when life's a bummer
I'm much better when life's a bummer
I'm much better when life's a cold winter's day