Lyrics and translation Ben Folds - All You Can Eat (Live Myspace Broadcast, 2/27/07)
Son,
look
at
all
the
people
in
this
restaurant
Сынок,
посмотри
на
всех
людей
в
этом
ресторане.
What
do
you
think
they
weigh?
Как
ты
думаешь,
сколько
они
весят?
And
out
the
window
into
the
parking
lot
И
через
окно
на
парковку.
At
their
SUV′s
taking
all
of
this
space
На
их
внедорожнике
занимающем
все
это
пространство
They
give
no
fuck
Им
наплевать
They
talk
as
loud
as
they
want
Они
говорят
так
громко,
как
хотят.
They
give
no
fuck
Им
наплевать
Just
as
long
as
there's
enough
for
them
До
тех
пор,
пока
их
хватит.
Gonna
get
on
the
microphone
down
at
Wal-Mart
Я
возьму
микрофон
в
Wal-Mart.
Talk
about
some
shit
that′s
been
on
my
mind
Поговорим
о
том
дерьме,
которое
было
у
меня
на
уме.
Talk
about
the
state
of
this
great
nation
of
ours
Поговорим
о
состоянии
нашей
великой
нации.
People
look
to
your
left,
yeah,
and
look
to
your
right
Люди
смотрят
налево,
да,
и
смотрят
направо.
They
give
no
fuck
Им
наплевать
They
buy
as
much
as
they
would
want
Они
покупают
столько,
сколько
хотят.
They
give
no
fuck
Им
наплевать
Just
as
long
as
there's
enough
for
them
До
тех
пор,
пока
их
хватит.
Son,
look
at
the
people
lining
up
for
plastic
Сынок,
посмотри
на
людей,
которые
выстраиваются
в
очередь
за
пластиком.
Wouldn't
you
like
to
see
′em
in
the
National
Geographic
Не
хотите
увидеть
их
в
National
Geographic?
Squatting
bare
assed
in
the
dirt
eating
rice
from
a
bowl
Сидя
на
корточках
с
голой
задницей
в
грязи,
ем
рис
из
миски.
With
a
towel
on
their
head
and
maybe
bone
in
their
nose
С
полотенцем
на
голове
и,
возможно,
с
костью
в
носу.
See
that
asshole
with
a
′Peace'
sign
on
his
license
plate
Видишь
этого
придурка
с
надписью
" Мир
" на
номерном
знаке?
Giving
me
the
finger
and
running
me
out
of
his
lane
Он
показывает
мне
палец
и
прогоняет
меня
со
своей
полосы.
God
made
us
number
one
′cause
he
loves
us
the
best
Бог
сделал
нас
номером
один,
потому
что
он
любит
нас
больше
всех.
But
he
should
go
bless
someone
else
for
a
while
and
give
us
a
rest
Но
он
должен
пойти
благословить
кого-то
другого
и
дать
нам
отдохнуть.
(They
give
no)
(Они
не
дают)
Yeah,
and
everyone
can
see
Да,
и
все
это
видят.
(They
give
no)
(Они
не
дают)
We've
eaten
all
that
we
can
eat
Мы
съели
все,
что
могли
съесть.
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2 Rock Star - Demo, 2000
3 Song for the Dumped (Demo 1994)
4 Girl (Live Roseland Ballroom, New York, NY, 6/13/02)
5 Rockin' the Suburbs
6 Army - Live UNC Memorial Hall, Chapel Hill, NC, 9/18/08
7 Mess - Live Royal Albert Hall, London, UK, 12/14/99
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9 Because the Origami (Originally Released on "Nighty Night", 2011)
10 Evaporated (Unreleased 1st Album, 1994)
11 Julianne (Unreleased 1st Album, 1994)
12 Amelia Bright (Mitch Easter Sessions, 2000)
13 Don't Change Your Plans
14 Unrelated (Unfinished Song Demo, 1996)
15 Best Imitation of Myself (Demo, 1992)
16 Hiro's Song (Demo, 2000)
17 Time (Alternate Version, 2004)
18 Losing Lisa (Demo, 2000)
19 Boxing (Demo, 1992)
20 The Secret Life of Morgan Davis (alternate mix - 2001)
21 Wandering (Demo, 2000)
22 Such Great Heights (alternate mix from MySpace sessions - 2006)
23 Sleazy - Originally released on "Download to Donate: Tsunami Relief", 2011
24 Stevens Last Night In Town (Demo, 1994)
25 Barrytown - Originally released on "Me, Myself And Irene" Soundtrack, 2000
26 Bitches Ain't Shit (E.P. Version)
27 Landed (Strings Version)
28 House
29 Brick (Radio Mix)
30 Effington (Live Ax Hall, Seoul, South Korea, 6/9/11)
31 Picture Window (Live HMV Hammersmith Apollo, London, UK, 2/20/11)
32 Sentimental Guy (Live Diamond Hall, Nagoya, Japan, 6/7/11)
33 Not the Same (Live A.E.C. Theatre, Adelaide, Australia, 5/22/11)
34 Kylie from Connecticut (Live from Detroit, MI 10/9/08)
35 Narcolepsy (Live Brussels, Belgium, 1999)
36 Dr. Yang (Live Leuven, Belgium, 2008)
37 Battle of Who Could Care Less (Live UNC Memorial Hall, Chapel Hill, NC, 9/18/08)
38 Long Tall Texan (Live Warehouse Houston, TX, 10/24/08)
39 Annie Waits
40 Philosophy
41 Underground
42 One Angry Dwarf and 200 Solemn Faces
43 Kate
44 Gracie
45 There's Always Someone Cooler Than You
46 Still (Soundtrack)
47 Julianne (Live Stockholm, Sweden, 3/12/1997)
48 Video (Live Stockholm, Sweden, 3/12/1997)
49 Song for the Dumped (Live Hard Rock Hotel, Las Vegas, NV, 5/8/98)
50 Missing the War (Live Royal Albert Hall, London, UK, 12/14/99)
51 Magic (Live Royal Albert Hall, London, UK, 12/14/99)
52 Selfless, Cold and Composed (Live Bowery Ballroom, New York, NY, 12/9/01)
53 Zak and Sara (Live Roseland Ballroom, New York, NY, 6/13/02)
54 Just Pretend (Live Palais Theatre, Melbourne, Australia, 3/24/03)
55 Fred Jones, Pt. 2 (with The West Australian Symphony Orchestra) [Live Kings Park in Perth, Australia, 3/12/03]
56 Careless Whisper (with Rufus Wainwright) [Live Mountain Winery, Saratoga, CA]
57 All You Can Eat (Live Myspace Broadcast, 2/27/07)
58 From Above
59 Underground (Demo, 1992)
60 Tell Me What I did (Previously Unreleased New Recording, 2011)
61 Stumblin' Home Winter Blues (Previously Unreleased New Recording, 2011)
62 Rocky (4 Track Home Demo, 1993)
63 Break Up At Food Court (Demo, 2000)
64 Smoke (with The West Australian Symphony Orchestra)
2 Rock Star - Demo, 2000
3 Song for the Dumped (Demo 1994)
4 Girl (Live Roseland Ballroom, New York, NY, 6/13/02)
5 Rockin' the Suburbs
6 Army - Live UNC Memorial Hall, Chapel Hill, NC, 9/18/08
7 Mess - Live Royal Albert Hall, London, UK, 12/14/99
8 Alice Childress (Rare On Air 3: KCRW Performances, 1997)
9 Because the Origami (Originally Released on "Nighty Night", 2011)
10 Evaporated (Unreleased 1st Album, 1994)
11 Julianne (Unreleased 1st Album, 1994)
12 Amelia Bright (Mitch Easter Sessions, 2000)
13 Don't Change Your Plans
14 Unrelated (Unfinished Song Demo, 1996)
15 Best Imitation of Myself (Demo, 1992)
16 Hiro's Song (Demo, 2000)
17 Time (Alternate Version, 2004)
18 Losing Lisa (Demo, 2000)
19 Boxing (Demo, 1992)
20 The Secret Life of Morgan Davis (alternate mix - 2001)
21 Wandering (Demo, 2000)
22 Such Great Heights (alternate mix from MySpace sessions - 2006)
23 Sleazy - Originally released on "Download to Donate: Tsunami Relief", 2011
24 Stevens Last Night In Town (Demo, 1994)
25 Barrytown - Originally released on "Me, Myself And Irene" Soundtrack, 2000
26 Bitches Ain't Shit (E.P. Version)
27 Landed (Strings Version)
28 House
29 Brick (Radio Mix)
30 Effington (Live Ax Hall, Seoul, South Korea, 6/9/11)
31 Picture Window (Live HMV Hammersmith Apollo, London, UK, 2/20/11)
32 Sentimental Guy (Live Diamond Hall, Nagoya, Japan, 6/7/11)
33 Not the Same (Live A.E.C. Theatre, Adelaide, Australia, 5/22/11)
34 Kylie from Connecticut (Live from Detroit, MI 10/9/08)
35 Narcolepsy (Live Brussels, Belgium, 1999)
36 Dr. Yang (Live Leuven, Belgium, 2008)
37 Battle of Who Could Care Less (Live UNC Memorial Hall, Chapel Hill, NC, 9/18/08)
38 Long Tall Texan (Live Warehouse Houston, TX, 10/24/08)
39 Annie Waits
40 Philosophy
41 Underground
42 One Angry Dwarf and 200 Solemn Faces
43 Kate
44 Gracie
45 There's Always Someone Cooler Than You
46 Still (Soundtrack)
47 Julianne (Live Stockholm, Sweden, 3/12/1997)
48 Video (Live Stockholm, Sweden, 3/12/1997)
49 Song for the Dumped (Live Hard Rock Hotel, Las Vegas, NV, 5/8/98)
50 Missing the War (Live Royal Albert Hall, London, UK, 12/14/99)
51 Magic (Live Royal Albert Hall, London, UK, 12/14/99)
52 Selfless, Cold and Composed (Live Bowery Ballroom, New York, NY, 12/9/01)
53 Zak and Sara (Live Roseland Ballroom, New York, NY, 6/13/02)
54 Just Pretend (Live Palais Theatre, Melbourne, Australia, 3/24/03)
55 Fred Jones, Pt. 2 (with The West Australian Symphony Orchestra) [Live Kings Park in Perth, Australia, 3/12/03]
56 Careless Whisper (with Rufus Wainwright) [Live Mountain Winery, Saratoga, CA]
57 All You Can Eat (Live Myspace Broadcast, 2/27/07)
58 From Above
59 Underground (Demo, 1992)
60 Tell Me What I did (Previously Unreleased New Recording, 2011)
61 Stumblin' Home Winter Blues (Previously Unreleased New Recording, 2011)
62 Rocky (4 Track Home Demo, 1993)
63 Break Up At Food Court (Demo, 2000)
64 Smoke (with The West Australian Symphony Orchestra)
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