Lyrics Effington (Live Ax Hall, Seoul, South Korea, 6/9/11) - Ben Folds
If
there′s
a
God,
he's
laughing
at
us
And
our
football
team
Effington
could
be
a
wonderful
effing
place
I
can
see
it
from
the
highway
And
I′m
wondering
Are
they
effing
in
their
yards,
effing
in
their
cars
Effing
in
their
trailers
in
the
back
roads
And
the
parking
lots
Of
Effington
Making
my
way
to
Normal,
Illinois
Maybe
I
should
ditch
this
little
white
rental
On
the
interstate
And
start
a
new
effing
life
In
Effington
I
could
change
my
name,
grow
a
beard,
start
a
family
Or
I
could
just
keep
on
movin'
on,
movin'
on,
movin′
on,
movin′
on
Not
stop
'til
I
get
to
Normal
I
want
to
live
in
Effington
I
want
to
die
there
too
Please
bury
me
in
Effington
In
Effington,
in
Effington,
oh
I′ve
got
this
movie
in
my
mind
of
Effington
And
the
soundtrack
to
it
sounds
like
this:
(Dah
dah
dah,
dah
dah
dah,
dah
dah
daaaah)
I
want
to
live
in
Effington
I
want
to
die
there
too
Please
bury
me
in
Effington
In
Effington,
in
Effington,
oh
If
there's
a
God,
he′s
laughing
at
us
And
our
football
team
And
then
the
people
who
live
in
Normal
Can
buy
the
movies
that
I'll
make
in
Effington
That′s
what
normal
people
do
Do
normal
people
do
it
too,
normal
people
do
it
too,
Normal
people
do
it,
people
do
it,
people
do
it
.. .
Hey,
hey
Yee
haw!
I
want
to
live
in
Effington
I
want
to
die
there
too
Please
bury
me
in
Effington
In
Effington,
in
Effington
In
Effington,
in
Effington
.. .
1 You Don't Know Me (Seeds)
2 Rock Star - Demo, 2000
3 Song for the Dumped (Demo 1994)
4 Girl (Live Roseland Ballroom, New York, NY, 6/13/02)
5 Rockin' the Suburbs
6 Rocky (4 Track Home Demo, 1993)
7 Break Up At Food Court (Demo, 2000)
8 Smoke (with The West Australian Symphony Orchestra)
9 Evaporated (Unreleased 1st Album, 1994)
10 Julianne (Unreleased 1st Album, 1994)
11 Don't Change Your Plans
12 Time (Alternate Version, 2004)
13 Losing Lisa (Demo, 2000)
14 Stevens Last Night In Town (Demo, 1994)
15 Brick (Radio Mix)
16 Annie Waits
17 Philosophy
18 Underground
19 Landed (Strings Version)
20 One Angry Dwarf and 200 Solemn Faces
21 Kate
22 Gracie
23 There's Always Someone Cooler Than You
24 Still (Soundtrack)
25 From Above
26 House
27 Julianne (Live Stockholm, Sweden, 3/12/1997)
28 Video (Live Stockholm, Sweden, 3/12/1997)
29 Song for the Dumped (Live Hard Rock Hotel, Las Vegas, NV, 5/8/98)
30 Missing the War (Live Royal Albert Hall, London, UK, 12/14/99)
31 Magic (Live Royal Albert Hall, London, UK, 12/14/99)
32 Selfless, Cold and Composed (Live Bowery Ballroom, New York, NY, 12/9/01)
33 Zak and Sara (Live Roseland Ballroom, New York, NY, 6/13/02)
34 Just Pretend (Live Palais Theatre, Melbourne, Australia, 3/24/03)
35 Fred Jones, Pt. 2 (with The West Australian Symphony Orchestra) [Live Kings Park in Perth, Australia, 3/12/03]
36 Careless Whisper (with Rufus Wainwright) [Live Mountain Winery, Saratoga, CA]
37 Mess - Live Royal Albert Hall, London, UK, 12/14/99
38 All You Can Eat (Live Myspace Broadcast, 2/27/07)
39 Long Tall Texan (Live Warehouse Houston, TX, 10/24/08)
40 Battle of Who Could Care Less (Live UNC Memorial Hall, Chapel Hill, NC, 9/18/08)
41 Kylie from Connecticut (Live from Detroit, MI 10/9/08)
42 Effington (Live Ax Hall, Seoul, South Korea, 6/9/11)
43 Picture Window (Live HMV Hammersmith Apollo, London, UK, 2/20/11)
44 Sentimental Guy (Live Diamond Hall, Nagoya, Japan, 6/7/11)
45 Not the Same (Live A.E.C. Theatre, Adelaide, Australia, 5/22/11)
46 Tell Me What I did (Previously Unreleased New Recording, 2011)
47 Army - Live UNC Memorial Hall, Chapel Hill, NC, 9/18/08
48 Stumblin' Home Winter Blues (Previously Unreleased New Recording, 2011)
49 Underground (Demo, 1992)
50 Unrelated (Unfinished Song Demo, 1996)
51 Narcolepsy (Live Brussels, Belgium, 1999)
52 Best Imitation of Myself (Demo, 1992)
53 Dr. Yang (Live Leuven, Belgium, 2008)
54 Boxing (Demo, 1992)
55 Alice Childress (Rare On Air 3: KCRW Performances, 1997)
56 Barrytown - Originally released on "Me, Myself And Irene" Soundtrack, 2000
57 Amelia Bright (Mitch Easter Sessions, 2000)
58 Hiro's Song (Demo, 2000)
59 Wandering (Demo, 2000)
60 The Secret Life of Morgan Davis (alternate mix - 2001)
61 Such Great Heights (alternate mix from MySpace sessions - 2006)
62 Bitches Ain't Shit (E.P. Version)
63 Sleazy - Originally released on "Download to Donate: Tsunami Relief", 2011
64 Because the Origami (Originally Released on "Nighty Night", 2011)
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