Lyrics All You Can Eat (Live Myspace Broadcast, 2/27/07) - Ben Folds
Son,
look
at
all
the
people
in
this
restaurant
What
do
you
think
they
weigh?
And
out
the
window
into
the
parking
lot
At
their
SUV′s
taking
all
of
this
space
They
give
no
fuck
They
talk
as
loud
as
they
want
They
give
no
fuck
Just
as
long
as
there's
enough
for
them
Gonna
get
on
the
microphone
down
at
Wal-Mart
Talk
about
some
shit
that′s
been
on
my
mind
Talk
about
the
state
of
this
great
nation
of
ours
People
look
to
your
left,
yeah,
and
look
to
your
right
They
give
no
fuck
They
buy
as
much
as
they
would
want
They
give
no
fuck
Just
as
long
as
there's
enough
for
them
Son,
look
at
the
people
lining
up
for
plastic
Wouldn't
you
like
to
see
′em
in
the
National
Geographic
Squatting
bare
assed
in
the
dirt
eating
rice
from
a
bowl
With
a
towel
on
their
head
and
maybe
bone
in
their
nose
See
that
asshole
with
a
′Peace'
sign
on
his
license
plate
Giving
me
the
finger
and
running
me
out
of
his
lane
God
made
us
number
one
′cause
he
loves
us
the
best
But
he
should
go
bless
someone
else
for
a
while
and
give
us
a
rest
(They
give
no)
Yeah,
and
everyone
can
see
(They
give
no)
We've
eaten
all
that
we
can
eat
1 You Don't Know Me (Seeds)
2 Rock Star - Demo, 2000
3 Song for the Dumped (Demo 1994)
4 Girl (Live Roseland Ballroom, New York, NY, 6/13/02)
5 Rockin' the Suburbs
6 Rocky (4 Track Home Demo, 1993)
7 Break Up At Food Court (Demo, 2000)
8 Smoke (with The West Australian Symphony Orchestra)
9 Evaporated (Unreleased 1st Album, 1994)
10 Julianne (Unreleased 1st Album, 1994)
11 Don't Change Your Plans
12 Time (Alternate Version, 2004)
13 Losing Lisa (Demo, 2000)
14 Stevens Last Night In Town (Demo, 1994)
15 Brick (Radio Mix)
16 Annie Waits
17 Philosophy
18 Underground
19 Landed (Strings Version)
20 One Angry Dwarf and 200 Solemn Faces
21 Kate
22 Gracie
23 There's Always Someone Cooler Than You
24 Still (Soundtrack)
25 From Above
26 House
27 Julianne (Live Stockholm, Sweden, 3/12/1997)
28 Video (Live Stockholm, Sweden, 3/12/1997)
29 Song for the Dumped (Live Hard Rock Hotel, Las Vegas, NV, 5/8/98)
30 Missing the War (Live Royal Albert Hall, London, UK, 12/14/99)
31 Magic (Live Royal Albert Hall, London, UK, 12/14/99)
32 Selfless, Cold and Composed (Live Bowery Ballroom, New York, NY, 12/9/01)
33 Zak and Sara (Live Roseland Ballroom, New York, NY, 6/13/02)
34 Just Pretend (Live Palais Theatre, Melbourne, Australia, 3/24/03)
35 Fred Jones, Pt. 2 (with The West Australian Symphony Orchestra) [Live Kings Park in Perth, Australia, 3/12/03]
36 Careless Whisper (with Rufus Wainwright) [Live Mountain Winery, Saratoga, CA]
37 Mess - Live Royal Albert Hall, London, UK, 12/14/99
38 All You Can Eat (Live Myspace Broadcast, 2/27/07)
39 Long Tall Texan (Live Warehouse Houston, TX, 10/24/08)
40 Battle of Who Could Care Less (Live UNC Memorial Hall, Chapel Hill, NC, 9/18/08)
41 Kylie from Connecticut (Live from Detroit, MI 10/9/08)
42 Effington (Live Ax Hall, Seoul, South Korea, 6/9/11)
43 Picture Window (Live HMV Hammersmith Apollo, London, UK, 2/20/11)
44 Sentimental Guy (Live Diamond Hall, Nagoya, Japan, 6/7/11)
45 Not the Same (Live A.E.C. Theatre, Adelaide, Australia, 5/22/11)
46 Tell Me What I did (Previously Unreleased New Recording, 2011)
47 Army - Live UNC Memorial Hall, Chapel Hill, NC, 9/18/08
48 Stumblin' Home Winter Blues (Previously Unreleased New Recording, 2011)
49 Underground (Demo, 1992)
50 Unrelated (Unfinished Song Demo, 1996)
51 Narcolepsy (Live Brussels, Belgium, 1999)
52 Best Imitation of Myself (Demo, 1992)
53 Dr. Yang (Live Leuven, Belgium, 2008)
54 Boxing (Demo, 1992)
55 Alice Childress (Rare On Air 3: KCRW Performances, 1997)
56 Barrytown - Originally released on "Me, Myself And Irene" Soundtrack, 2000
57 Amelia Bright (Mitch Easter Sessions, 2000)
58 Hiro's Song (Demo, 2000)
59 Wandering (Demo, 2000)
60 The Secret Life of Morgan Davis (alternate mix - 2001)
61 Such Great Heights (alternate mix from MySpace sessions - 2006)
62 Bitches Ain't Shit (E.P. Version)
63 Sleazy - Originally released on "Download to Donate: Tsunami Relief", 2011
64 Because the Origami (Originally Released on "Nighty Night", 2011)
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