Lyrics Today Is a Gift - Beowulf

So why are you upset
I probably sucked more today than anyone
In the history of Kung-Fu, in the history of China
In the history of sucking!
And the Five! Man you shoulda seen them
They totally hate me
How is Shifu ever gonna turn me into the Dragon Warrior?
I'm not like the Five
I've got no claws, no wings, no venom
Maybe I should just quit and go back to making noodles
Quit? Don't quit
Noodles, don't noodles
You are too concerned with what was
And what will be
There's a saying, "Yesterday is history
Tomorrow is a mystery
But today is a gift
That is why it is called the 'present'"